Marauder Moments
Remus sighed, closing his eyes as the shower’s steamy water relaxed his muscles. He valued his showers; with the Marauders as friends, they were the only quiet time he had. Just when his inner musings on life had reached such a serene point that his was on the very edge of achieving Nirvana and ultimate enlightenment, something large jumped over the shower door, screaming, and sent him crashing down to the floor.
Remus let out possibly the loudest blood-curdling scream of all time. Students everywhere stopped what they were doing in confusion, animals of the Forbidden Forest ran for cover from the horrible screech.
Moony finally came to his senses, scream dying in his throat. Sirius was sprawled on top of him, nearly chocking on his own laughter. “SIRIUS!!” the werewolf squawked indignantly. “WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU! I’M NAKED!!! AND WET!!”
“Haaahaaaahaaahahaha!!!!!! Your-Your face!! Sohahah Funny!! You! Haa! Scream!!! Haaa haahahahaah!!! Girl!!!!”
The bathroom door bust open and what looked to be the entire boy’s side of the Gryffindor dorm, with James in the lead, came running in.
“Moony, Moony, what’s wro—!!”
James froze. The boys froze. Remus froze. Sirius froze. Time itself froze.
James audibly swallowed. “Oh..um..er..Carry on then..just..A little quieter if you will.”
Sirius shot off Remus, who was beat red in mortification. “No! It’s not what it looks like!”
But the boys were all quickly exiting, some looking annoyed, some embarrassed, some snickering. The door closed with a loud thud.
………..
“….Sirius. Orion. Black,” Remus spat with such murderous intent that all the hair on Sirius’s body stood on in. “You. Attacked me. In. the. Shower.”
“..Err..Haha? it was funny, right?”
“………”
“…Right Moony?”
“………”
“…Moons…what are you doing with that Shampoo bottle…?”
“….” –smirk-
James groaned, hearing Sirius screams echoing from the bathroom.
‘AHHH!! PLEASE, MOONY, MERCY, MERCY!! I’M AHHHHH!! SORRY!! SOOORRYY!! AHHHH! FORVIE THE PADFOOT!!! FORGIVE!! FORGI-AHHHHHHH!!!!’
“Do they have to be so bloody loud and kinky all the time?” he asked himself in exasperation.
(Author’s note: Prompt—Soaking wet by OnceUponAMidnight)
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The Marauders lazed around their dorm room, too bored to actually do anything. Moony had been studiously ignoring Padfoot all day, still angry about the shower incident, and had the curtains drawn around his bed, sulking.
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Marauder Moments
FanfictionMoments in the Marauders' lives. “Blimey mate, these nicktoons are the shit!” // "...Peter and Remus got no answer except Sirius’s hysterical laughter and James’s mad muttering about ‘bloody evil rocks.’"
