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Marauder Moments

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Moments in the Marauders' lives. “Blimey mate, these nicktoons are the shit!” // "...Peter and Remus got no answer except Sirius’s hysterical laughter and James’s mad muttering about ‘bloody evil rocks.’"
#black #evans #james #lilly #lupin #marauders #potter #remus #sirius
Buisness woman

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by scarletnight
by scarletnight
                                        
                                                  Marauder Moments
                                              “Why are you walking so fast?” Peter complained to Sirius who was, in fact, walking at a ridiculously fast pace.
                                              “It makes me feel powerful!”

                                              “That would be why it’s called ‘power walking.’” Remus commented dryly, huffing a little to keep up.
                                              Peter made a face. “Isn’t that what business women do?”
                                              Remus frowned at his friend. “Now where would you get a silly idea like that—“
                                              Sirius came to a screeching stop. “Bloody hell it is! That’s exactly how I feel! I’m a business woman!! A BLOODY FREAKIN BUISNESS WOMAN WITH A TWEED SKIRT AND RIDICULOUSLY HIGH HEELS!! HELL HEELS!! MUST SNOG GIRLS BEFORE BITS FALL OFF!!”
                                              The two boys watched Sirius run down the hallway, straight into a wall, and slump to the floor.
                                              “……”
                                              “…..”
                                              “….”
                                              “….He’s probably okay,” Moony sighed. “Let’s get to class.”
                                              “Kay.”
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                                              James frowned, seeing his good old buddy Pads lying spread eagle, seemingly passed out in the middle of the hallway. He nudged the boy several times with his foot. “Wakey wakey Paddy. The halls are no place for naps. Wait till you make it into the classroom.”
                                              Sirius cracked an eye open. “Jamsie,” he croaked.
                                              “Yeah Pads?”
                                              “My..my bits…”
                                              “…What about your bits?”
                                              “Will you check if they’re still there?”
                                              “No.”
                                              “But..But….I’M A BUISNESS WOMAN!!!!”
                                              James left his friend screaming in the corridor, not wanting to get dragged into whatever nonsense he was going on about.
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                                              “Hey Evans?”
                                              “Yes Black,” the redhead asked suspiciously.
                                              “Do I look like a business woman to you?”
                                              “Why yes Black, you most certainly do. Why would you even need to ask?” she said in her best sarcastic you’re-an-idiot voice.
                                              Apparently, little Paddy did not comprehend sarcasm because he sprinted out of the room yelling “IT’S TRUE, IT’S TRUE!!” and “JAMIE!! REMMIE!! PETESIE!! COME ON GUYS!! HELP A MARAUDER OUT AND JUST CHECK FOR ME!!”
                                              Lilly vowed that she would never date James Potter even if his personality did do a 180 simply because she would never be able to mentally deal with his best friend.
                              (Author’s note: I’ve seen a lot of writes take prompt request, and I think it looks fun so I’m officially taking them. You can send me a couple words, an object, phrase, situation, whatever, and I’ll try to make a mini story out of it. …Please send some in or else I’ll look like a loser for typing this lol. Oh, and comment!!)