Marauder Moments

Singing

(Author’s note: Yes, I know, it’s been forever since I updated. I still plan to do all of the reader prompts, but this popped into my head, and I couldn’t resist : ). Btw, you should check out my new story ‘a Pint-sized Point of View.’ Siriusly.)

Lily sighed exasperatedly as Sirius danced around her kitchen. “Can’t you find somewhere else for that Black? Like maybe your house?”

Sirius ignored her, and began singing. “Don’t cha wish your husband was hot like me? Don’t cha wish your husband was a freak like me? Don’t cha?”

Remus placed a consoling hand on Lily’s shoulder. “And you thought James was a prat.”

She nodded. “As bad as he is..if he were more like Sirius…” she broke off with a shudder. “Merlin, I pray for the poor soul that would have to look after two of them!”

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Sirius continued his dancing to the living room where James was sitting with Harry. “Don’t cha wish you wife was hot like me?”

“Sorry mate, but even if you did have the right bits, I prefer red-heads. And quit pelvic thrusting in front of my child, you’re scaring him.”

Sirius scooped up baby Harry who shrieked with laugher, and spun in circles. “Don’t cha wish your daddy was cool like me? Don’t cha wish he wasn’t a four-eyed-freak?”

Harry gurgled, and clapped his hands, yelling ‘yi’ (Harry-speak for ‘yes’). James shot his son a hurt look. “Traitor.”

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Remus was calmly sipping coffee in his house when the front door burst open and in ran Sirius. “Don’t cha wish you were hot like me? Don’t cha wish you were all sexy like me?”

Remus groaned, sliding down in his seat as the animagus continued to belt lyrics (which were now muffled as the fiend had stolen a piece of Remus’s toast). “Can’t you at least sing a different song?”

“Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a land slide of the amazing Pa-a-dy! Open your eyes! Look up to the skies and seeee! I am so seeexy! Oh so very se-ex-y!!! Cause I’m super-hot, and like to plot. With abs of rock and a giant co—.”

Remus stuck a sticking charm on Sirius’s lips that was so potent, it took two-weeks to fully wear off; the werewolf regretted nothing.

(Author’s note: No one probably noticed, but Lily’s line ‘Merlin….two of them’ is very close to something Remus says in my other story Beast : ). The first song is ‘Don’t cha’ by the Pussycat Dolls, and the second is (kind of) ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ by Queen.)