Sirius swept dramatically into his dorm room. “Boys,” he called to his fellow Marauders, “I’m in love!”
“That’s nice Pads,” James mumbled, not looking up from his game of chess. They’d all heard Padfoot’s love proclamations a hundred times.
Sighing dreamily, Sirius sat down next to Peter, grabbing one of his peanut-cluster-frogs, but Remus stopped him.
“Your girlfriend is allergic to peanuts.”
“So? And how do you know that?”
“I know because I was there when she told you, and it means that you have to choose between peanuts and snogging.”
“…..Alright, I guess I can give up peanuts.”
“You do realize that includes peanut butter, right?”
“Bitch gotta go.”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“Evans,” James said, “will you—“
“No.”
“But I—“
“No.”
“But you didn’t—“
“No.”
“I just—“
“No—“
“I—“
“No.”
“DAMMIT WOMAN!! WILL YOU AT LEAST LET ME FINISH AN EFFIN SENTENCE BEFORE YOU STOMP ALL OVER MY FRAGILE MAN-HEART!!!!”
“MR. POTTER! DETENTION!”
“Yes Professor McGonagall,” James sulked.
“Pff!!Heeheeheeheehaaaheee”
“Shut up Padfoot.”
Cackle.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“Hey Remus?” Peter asked.
“Yes?”
“Can you be around cheese?”
Remus slowly looked up from his book and into Peter’s eager face. James and Sirius were listening intently. “Um, yeah…why wouldn’t I be able to be around cheese?”
“Cause you’re a werewolf!”
“……..And?”
“Well since the moon is made of cheese, wouldn’t just being around it make you all wolfy?”
Behind Peter the other two boys nodded enthusiastically. Not able to deal with this level of stupidity, Remus calmly closed his book and took off for the library.
“..Maybe it has to be in the shape of a ball?” Peter asked his friends.
“….Maybe it has to be a special type of cheese…” James murmured.
Sirius nodded. “Betcha it’s gouda cheese. Gouda’s always seemed a bit fishy to me…”
Author’s note: Feedback please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU ARE READING
Marauder Moments
FanfictionMoments in the Marauders' lives. “Blimey mate, these nicktoons are the shit!” // "...Peter and Remus got no answer except Sirius’s hysterical laughter and James’s mad muttering about ‘bloody evil rocks.’"
