A Message from The Traitor

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I'm laughing;
I really am.
I'm not crying over you-
Like you think I am,
Like you hope I am.

You... oh you...
I can't help but die of laughter
When I hear the things you are saying about me..

You're so pathetic-
It's so funny.
Do you really think you can hurt me?
No... no, you can not.
You've done enough of that.

I'm laughing so hard right now,
Tears are flooding from my eyes,
And my stomach is cramping up.
I look like a dying seal.
(Let's hope I don't wake the neighborhood...)

So, honey,
You should stop it,
Before you embarrass yourself some more..

You're so funny,
You should be a comedian,
You think you're so great,
And that your words can hurt me,
It's a fucking joke.

OH MY GOD.
(I'm gasping now)

You think you're special?
You think you're better than me?
You honestly think you're so smart, clever, and better than everyone else?
Welllll... it's nice to know you're finally thinking about me!!!

Damnnnnn gurrrrlll... *Andrew voice*
(I should really stop laughing, but I really can not help myself...)
Grow up, seriously. You'd be helping yourself.

You know what's funny...
... really... really funny...
It makes me how with laughter, really...
The fact that you thought...

....you really, really thought...

With your tiny...
Cold, black heart...

That I'd sit there and take your shit forever....

BY THE WAY...
I really like the nickname you gave me, it has a nice ring to it.

... it's almost like you really thought about it...
....like you've been thinking about me...
....how sweet....

This wasn't really a serious poem, it was just me ranting, basically.. laughing...
But truly, there are people going around, spreading rumors about me..
And yep, they do have a special nickname for me.. YAY, I FEEL SO SPECIAL!!! But honestly, I don't really care about what they're saying. I only wrote this as a joke.
Also, if you can figure out the nickname they gave me, I'll dedicate the next poem to you. Not that it'd be really hard to figure it out.. most of the people here are really smart... and it doesn't really even take a smart person to figure it out. It's that obvious.~The Traitor

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