Ryder's POV
After a week in New York and Effy blowing everyone at NYADA's mind completely we travelled back to Lima. I was kind of exhausted after having sex three times a day for seven days. That's twenty one times. SCORE!!! Of course I couldn't tell anyone that because it might get back to Jake and he'll just backflip into me, which would hurt. Anyway, we walked back into the choir room. It was halfway through one of Mr Shue's speeches.
"...Welcoming back Ryder and Effy as well" Mr Shue finished.
"You back just in time for us to kick off our bad influences week" Finn explained.
"Bad influences week?" Abraham repeated.
"Yes, guys we've become isolated. Afraid to take risks. Most bad influences like Justin Bieber, Nicki Minaj, Miley Cyrus push the boundaries as far as they can to make their performances great. We need to be able to do that for Regional; which I received the competition list this morning. We are up again against the Hoosierdaddies and Oral Intensity. The theme is recycling, we have to use a song that we have already used before in competition again" Mr Shue explained.
"Seriously someone called their show choir Oral Intensity" I laughed before bro-fisting Jake.
"Yes and they have beaten us twice before Ryder so concentrate" Finn growled. I sat up straight. Effy wrapped her arms around my neck and kissed my cheek.
"Also you have to act and dress like your bad influence choice. Effy no Miley" Mr Shue ordered. I could feel her roll her eyes. Then this week it's time to get some Bieber in this club.
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Effy's POV
The next day I came in in a zebra pattern Cheerios uniform, ugg boots and coloured hair extensions. Ryder was in skinny jeans and his leather jacket. He was being Bieber for the week.
"Urgh...I hate being Minaj for a week" I groaned.
"You look like a walking traffic light" Ryder laughed.
"If you're Justin Bieber does that mean I get to throw a bottle in your face?" I enquired, bitch mode switched on. He laughed and kissed me.
"Mmm...tastes like Minaj" Ryder joked. I hit his pecks. It hurt me more than him. He pulled me close and landed a kiss on my lips, this time more rough, passionate.
"Oh get a room" someone in front of us bitched. I pried myself away from my boyfriend, to see the funnest yet most awful thing ever. BREE DRESSED AS NICKI MINAJ!!! This bitch needs to be taken down a few pegs. I was the Minaj of the club.
"You seriously think you can pull off Minaj?" Bree laughed.
"I'm not the one with too many chins to pull it off am I?" I snapped back. Ryder laughed quietly to himself.
"Bitch it's time for a Minaj off" Bree snapped. Somehow we ended up in the gymnasium with the rest of the Cheerios. Marley was sat on the bleachers since she couldn't do fast routines in her condition.
"Bree:
Hey, you, jump in this ride
It's real nice, and slippery inside
Rise, guy, come get this pie
Ri ri ri ride it in style
Said it a minute ago, I did it a minute ago
I drop it, I pick it up slow, I want it, I kick in the door
Cause they know that I got that good shit
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GLEE You Belong With Me(Sequel to Being Effy Puckerman)
FanfictionIt's Junior year. Effy and Ryder can't wait to get back to their home in the New Directions after a summer in Europe. One thing that bothered Effy the whole summer was the letter she never read from her grandma she never knew she had.
