People: Happy birthday to you-
Me: *karate chops there heads*
Me: Shut the fuck up already God Damn
Yea I know yesterday was my birthday and I'm barely making something so yeah
I'm 15 know YYYAAAAYYY yyaass
Nah but in all seriousness I
FUCKING HATE MY BIRTHDAY SO MUCH
So many bad things happen
1. I almost fell off the bus going to school
2. I couldn't find my friends
3. WE HAD TO DO FUCKING TESTS LIKE BITCH DAFAQ
4. Someone stole my money in the morning
5. My sister was hogging the restroom in the morning so I had to wait all morning
6. I tripped AGAIN
And
7
.
The worst of the them all
Witch ever girl understands
And you know what I mean ladies
OK
I hate life now I should drink the bleach
*drinks bleach*
(i hate myself to much)
*edit*
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