my rant book

phan fiction

what the fuck

honestly

ok

i read phan fiction

ok

i admit it

and

like

the ones i read

ok

are like

sad as shit

like

someone dies

like

it's always like that

someone dies

like why

i

ugh

idk

phan fiction gets me fucked up and emotional

like reading it just makes me sob

and i'm an emotional person

so it's like x10 worse like i'm like super sensitive like if you yell at me

i'll most likely leave casually

and then cry in the bathroom

i-i'm not even exaggerating i swear

i'm so fucking sensitive that if you just say no to me

i'll probably shed a tear and be like

'i-i'm fine, it's ok man' *tears rolls off check*

i am so fucking sensitive that i saw a picture of dnp and like a really cute quote and it was just so cute like omg it just made me so happy that i was like 'omg i'm part of this lovely phandom' and like it made me so happy i started to cry and like omg i was so happy

and then like i scroll down (i was on my explore page on instagram) and there was like this picture of dnp and fan and like the caption was some like 'i told them to squish together and dan did this' *pic of dan squishing checks with the fan and philly*

and omg it was so cute i cried and said to myself (bc no one else will listen to me or bothers to pay attention for like 2 ( hours) minutes to hear me rant about how dnp are so fucking cute) 'why are dan and phil so fucking cute like how can someone look so squishy and cute and adorable and dad asf at the same time like what i don't get this how can i look like that how can i look squishy and cute and adorable and da- wait i am dad asf like shit dude, but like danllip and philiel like how the fuck, and like they are such a good couple like am i right, but like when will they like come out, bc i'm mentally prepared to cry of pure happiness for like the rest of my life when they do make a video of them coming out like please. wait no i'm like not prepared to cry all my happiness out...wait yes i am...yeah i am'