Day 7, 1 week into the tour. Let's see, let's see. We're currently in Barcelonaaaaa. 3rd and last night, therefore...
Tonight we gon get fucked.
I've gone ham a couple of other times on the tour, all nights *COUGH*, but tonight will be different. All you can drink sangria at some flamenco show we're all going to, then we're hitting the clubs. Aaaaaaaand JB can actually come tonight!!! Apparently at the club we are going to, a lot of people are fucked on ecstasy or something so they won't notice him. And apparently it'll be packed bc it's a Saturday and Spanish people are all about that night life. Holla at me, I'm moving here.
But yeah, I feel bad for Justin because he's only been out with us once and Ive been out every night LOL. Oh well yolo I guess? Isn't that what the youngins say?
He just has to wear his cap and sunnies and he's good to go. Kinda like any other day except he can probably dress more freely tonight... he's been wearing non Justin Biebery things during the day. Yesterday he wore a fucking Hawaiian shirt with shorts and a damn fanny pack. But that was probably just to embarrass me because I bought a shirt in Paris with his mugshot on it and wore it around Barcelona 2 days ago...
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U thought I was kidding? Don't make me laugh...
He changes his accents too. His favourite is his Australian one when he's with me. It's fucked tho sounds like a southern person was hit in the head with some Vegemite or something.
But it works, so A+ for effort to him.
But he should be chill for tonight. As long as he doesn't get too drunk and do something incredibly stupid that'll attract media attention or get him sent to jail. But he should be okay, he's never done anything like that befoOH WAIT he did. Oh well good luck to him. He's gotta stay low for the next 4ish weeks anyway so I'm sure he knows what he's doing.
"What are you wearing tonight?" Alana says as she paints her nails on the bed next to me. Oh yeah, I switched rooms for Barcelona. I know, I know what your thinking. Wtf Grace are you stupid u coulda fucked Justin omfffff.
Yeah well if I spend to much time with him there's a 100% chance I'll make a fool of myself and completely plummet the chances of us fucking sooo. IM KIDDING. Idk I guess I woulda killed for a chance to even touch one of Justin's abs before but now that I know him, it's a bit weird I guess. Like he's a really cool friend to me? Fuck me dead, did I friend zone myself?
"That red one hanging up," I say pointing over to the dress hanging above my suitcase.
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