Patience | Justin Bieber

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"So just for future reference, Mikey, don't follow like that again," I say as we follow behind the boys to walk back to the bus, "like we're bros right? I'm approachable and shit?"

He laughs before nodding, "yes, Grace, you are approachable. Justin just asked me to watch out for you today."

"Yeah yeah, he's an over protective little bitch, I get it," that made him laugh, I crack him up and I'm proud of that. His job makes him too serious and I enjoy easing him up, I think Justin does too, "but just be chill with me, like you don't need to go all stalker mode and hide in the bushes and shit, you feel?"

He smiles and he holds his hand out for a handshake. I return it, sealing the deal and we continue walking to the bus, chatting about whatever with just us and occasionally the boys too. It was a good 20 minute walk and talking makes me forget that I'm exercising which is GREAT. I fucking hate exercising lol.

Maccas 4 days.

Once we get to the bus I give Mikey our short secret bffl handshake before he heads off for his own car. Why he doesn't just ride our bus is beyond me, but I'm sure there's a stupid logical reason that will make no sense to me whatsoever.

I hop onto the bus, only to be greeted by Chris who says, "Oi, Grace, are we going hard again tonight?" Followed by most of the boys and a few girls 'woo'ing and what not. I was known to have gone out every night with the boys.

Long story short: my liver hates me.

"Ah sorry to dog the boys like this but I'm afraid I'm staying in tonight, fellas," I don't usually dog the boys. In fact I have never dogged the boys before in my life. #nonaussiesprobswontgetitsorrylol

They all 'aw' and 'boo', "shhhhhhh settle down lads, we have to get up at the crack a dawn tomorrow morning for the cruise we're starting tomorrow. You know what the cruise has in store for us? Free fucking alcohol, so sorry for being a pussy tonight but I swear to Dionysus (God of alcohol yeah I learnt that in drama bitches) I will not be sober for the next 5 days of my life," and with that I sit down at a seat by myself. Believe it or not that monologue actually convinced them to all stay home tonight. At least for just a few quiet ones in their rooms but it's a start I suppose.

Dude I'm so ready for this cruise. 5 days around the Greek islands? Is that a fucking joke? My Instagram will look ridiculous after Santorini I swear. My phone buzzes. Oh hi daddy.

KIDDING.

A bit.

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Plans for tonight?

Gonna get fucked

I thought so hahahaha

Ah shit I've made a bad rep for myself. I was totally kidding I'm staying in tonight.

Holy shit

Are you okay?

What happened?

Ah fuck my life I've dug a hole too deep to pull myself out of.

I'm legit fine, I just need a nights rest

Wanna watch a movie?

Is this a Netflix and chill?

Because I would be totally okay with that

Unless you're not then ew no lol Netflix and chill aha hah ha

Netflix and chill it is

I just got sweaty, does that sound normal? I was kidding about the Netflix and chill but you agreed and now my palms are sweaty

knees are weak

Arms are heavy

When you order room service please order spaghetti

FUCKING STOP

damn I thought that was good

I was kidding about the spaghetti though

I just want eminems

Jfc

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I crack myself up honestly.

Wait hold up, he was kidding about the Netflix thing though right? Bc I legit got sweaty from that. I'm out of breath too, I feel like I just ran a marathon. Me. Grace. Just ran a marathon. Ha.

I think I'd high key get with Justin tho. I'd have to wait for the end of the tour or be really drunk though because we're so close atm and I don't want to ruin the rest of the tour or make it weird, you feel?

In the mean time he can just serenade my drunken self with his angelic voice to help me go to sleep like his done the past couple of nights. Lemme just say he sounds so FUCKING GOOD LIVE. Like you think listening to that shit on Spotify is enough to make you orgasm without touching yourself, wait till his lying next to you, stroking your hair and singing in your God damn mother FUCKING EAR HOLE. Why I haven't a ripped his clothes off and went to town yet is beyond me.

Jesus Christ. I need Jesus Christ.

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