When Life Gives You Wifi

9. Kms

So I'm really pissed off rn cause I wrote like 6 new chapters for my stories on my computer and they didn't save and I can't restore them untill 3 becuase im at high school and I wanna kms. But I don't wanna complain for this entire chapter so I'll just talk about all the times that Ive wanted to kms.

1. When I went to my friends house and took a bag of spaghetti from her fridge and then threw it on a playground nearby. Then pick it back up, put it back in the bag, and take it back to her house. Make a disgusting soup to trigger our sleeping friend. And then throw in in her backyard. Then two days later have her dad and brother find it while their mowing the lawn and her dad just saying "Just mow over those noodles." (I started laughing in class when I wrote this.)

2. When I went to a cabin with my friends and became a water garb(I'll explain in another chapter.) And got flowers, dirt, grass, crushed raspberry, and tree sap all over me just to back to the cabin to have the shower bot work and have that stuff on my body for 2 days.

3. When I called a kid this really fucked up nickname out loud INFRONT of my entire gym class.

I should stop now before I make this chapter like 3000 words becuase there's been too many times that Ive wanted to kms, including now be made I have a test towmorrow that I should be studying for but instead in writing this. Ill tell you guys how the test goes btw. Jeeze, this doesn't even feel like a story anymore, it's just LIKE a digital diary where I complain and tell complete strangers why I'm such a horrible person and why they should follow me. It feels good to be back.

Oh and the picture is of my friend when my dad played German music in the car and she got triggered.