A/N hello friends, welcome to the bonus chapter, Superman was giving me some glares and asking how I figured out about his little tantrum. It's cause I found his diary! Really nice diary actually, it's got one of those unicorns that are animated to look really cute but they utterly fail on the front. Oh yeah, it also had doodles inside signed SM, they were of goats and the Nyan Cat! But it looked like a little kid drew them! The worst part is that he wrote his name on all of the pages. This is dedicated to Man_Of_SteelSuperman he's actually the guy who forced me to do this, now we're gonna read a page of his little diary!
Author's P.O.V.
I held the diary of Superman, I couldn't wait to see the secrets in this little unicorn notebook. I flipped through the pink pages, lets choose one for my readers. Hmmmm near death by a chipmunk, caught in the old supersuit, no, not wearing shoes in front of the press. All of these aren't good eno- oh... Oh this is a good one, read this well guys, this is huge! Superman wears pink underwear!? HA
Dear Unicorn Diary,
Today I went to go get that ten piece pink underwear. But then I saw Batman, I should probably tell you the whole story.
I walked into the underwear aisle with my cart, should I get the pink ones, or the neon purple ones... That's when I saw Bruce Wayne, or Batman. He looked at me, and I looked at him. He was holding the last twelve pack pink underwear, NOOOOO! "Diana, can you come here?" Bruce called, after hiding the pink underwear and putting the black ones in it's place. He grabbed the pink underwear and chucked it into my cart. I chucked it at his face, "Oh no you don't." Bruce growled, we ended up passing it back and forth, then I chucked it onto the self checkout and superspeeded over. I paid for it then left laughing maniacally, Bruce was waiting at the front of the grocery store yelling, "GIVE ME BACK MY UNDERWEAR. Everyone in the shop was watching me fly away laughing maniacally as I carried my precious pink underwear twelve pack, and Bruce shouting at me to give it back. I reached home and put on my pink underwear under my suit. HAHAHA stupid Bruce!
And so that's what happened, after I left I super heard Diana asking Bruce what that was about, he just said, "Uhhh, I'm Batman?" That's what happened today Diary, I hope you like the picture I made you! -a huge goat picture covers up the rest of the paper but one line-
Bye, Clerk Kant. I mean, Kent Clark aaaaaag never mind, Superman
I am now profoundly interested in what other secrets this little book of pink pages has to say. Uh oh, here comes Superman! I hear footsteps approaching the desk I left the diary, Superman grabs it and starts to hum like a little boy, I look at him to see he's drawing another goat and writing more in the book. "Baby Superman wants milk and cookies! Milk and cookies!" I think as he gets up to get the two famous snacks. I quickly grab the diary and bolt out of the room. Phew! That was too close, usually I let him write more at the end of each day, lets see what today's writing is.
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Superhero Academy
Azionelearning your dad is Batman and your mom is Wonder Woman changes your life, this is what happened to Cassie. She has developed superpowers and is whisked away to a strange school. What will happen to our young heroine?
