Chen: hey guys! It's my birthday today!!!Tao: it's your birthday?
Chen: No. It's your birthday. Happy birthday MoFo.
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What did Chanyeol give Chen for his birthday?
- a pokeball**
Suho: What do you want for your birthday?
Chen: World Peace.
Suho: Wow. As expected, Kim Dajung ssi!
Chen: after you give me your black card, joonma.**
Baekhyun: Jongdae-ah~ I have a gift for you~
Chen: Keep it.
Baekhyun: Ahwae???
Chen: I don't need a stupid picture of you, Baekhyun. You fckin did it before to me, I won't let you or anyone do it again. Please. I don't want any picture of anyone for my birthday.
Xiumin: *cries in the corner*
Chen: Why are you crying, hyung?
Xiumin: I was gonna give you my photo, too ㅠ.ㅠ**
Sehun: Hyung! Guess what my gift for you is.
Chen: I don't know, tell me.
Sehun: I'm giving you "good fashion sense" *arrogance* *sass* *arrogance*
Chen: Guess what I'll give you for your birthday.
Sehun: a car?
Chen: No. More lines, you little sht.
Kris: Burnnnnnn**
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**What would you give EXO for their birthday? Highlight their name below and write your answer:))
-Suho
-Kris
-Baekhyun
-Chen
-Chanyeol
-Xiumin
-Kai
-Lay
-D.O
-Tao
-Sehun
-LuhanComment awayyyyyy
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