One day, Kai was boiling water when Tao came in. He was just watching and it annoyed the hell out of Jongin.
"Yes Tao? Do you need anything?" Kai asked with the weirdest smile on his face.
"Are you gonna drink than?" Tao answered, pointing at the water.
"Of course. Why else am I boiling it?"
"Ew. That's gross."
Kai widened his eyes at Tao. Everything he does seem to always look gross for the panda. So he faced him and asked why he said so.
"You see that steam coming out? Those are bacteria's spirit leaving the water." Kai mocked at Tao.
Tao merely chuckled.
"You see that water? That's where all the dead bacteria are."
Shit he's right.
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