Today, my best friend got hugged by the most annoying popular boy in our school, Liam. This is what happened at lunch:
Me: *chowing down on an apple*
Me: *finishes*
Me: I feel like I wanna chuck this at someone. I don't know why.
BFF: I know the best person to throw it at.
Me: Who?
BFF: Liam.
Me: Oooohhhh yeaaaahhhh!
BFF: Ooooooh yeeeeeah!
Me: I can imagine it XD
BFF: Me too! You would be all like, don't you ever touch my BFF again!
Me: Then I would chuck the apple at his face XD
In my imagination---------------------------------
Me: *A sac of apples appears in hands*
Me: Oh wow!
Liam: What the hell are you doing!?
Me: Chucking apples at your face!!!!
Liam: *instantly gets a face full of Granny Smith apples*
Me: *laughs evilly*
Me: *A canon full of apples appears out of the blue*
Me: *shoots Liam with the apple canon*
In real life------------------------------------------
Me: pyeeew pyew pyew!
Me: prrrrruuuuuuuuuummmmmmmm
Me: *is still in imagination shooting Liam with the apple canon*
BFF: Hey, are you okay?
Me: *laughs evilly*
Me: I am the Granny Smith lord! No one messes with my BFF!
Friend: ummmmmm...
Me: NOW EAT! EAT ALL YOUR APPLES LIAM!
Friend: Yep, she's not on Earth anymore.
Friend: She's definitely in Granny Smith land.
-jfairbanks
Again, credit to Music_Gal16 for helping me come up with this idea! I get lost in thought a lot, so this can actually make some sense. XD
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