[keep in mind this story and all my others were written years ago with no editing or planning, so they suck, and I apologize :) enjoy the crap]
"Hello?"
"Um, who is this?"
"Oh, well hi there!"
"Who is this?"
"Um.. Depends."
"What?"
"Who do you want it to be?"
"What's your name?"
"What's your's?"
"Jackie.. Whats your's?"
"You may call me what you wish."
"No, that's not fair. I gave you my name, now tell me your's."
"Oooooo, um.. You can call me.."
"Your actual name."
"Call me Dude."
"If that's your actual name, I feel reeeaaal bad for you."
"Nah, just something people call eachother."
"..."
"Hello?"
"Your actual name!"
"Why would I give my name to a stranger? Ever heard of 'stranger danger'?"
"Then I'll just hang up and block this number...."
"Wait, wait! No, I'm not a stranger... I, uh.."
"How did you get my number anyways?"
"We attend the same school."
"What? You don't sound familar.."
"Because I don't do well with, face-to-face talking. Heh."
"..."
"Are you laughing?"
"...No.."
"Then what was that sound, because it sounded like a donkey whispering a death call.."
"..."
"Hello? Jackie?"
"She hung up.. Dang it."
YOU ARE READING
hang ups | ✓
ChickLitHighest Ranks: #26 in shortstory!! 10.24.19 #84 in funny!! 7.10.19 [book one in the UPS series.] ••• somewhat wrong number. she answers. they talk. who knows what might happen. ••• cover by: @scrrilous i'm basically endorsing myself. [unedited]™
