"Do you wanna build a snowman?"
"No. Go die."
"Come on, lets go and play."
"Rather not, thanks."
"I never see you anymore, come out the door, it's like you've gone away."
"I wish I actually could, right now."
"..."
"Laughing. The donkey is back. The only funny part was that you spoke the lyrics instead of singing them."
"..."
"The donkey is going wild! Call animal control!"
"That's. Not nice."
"Oh, never mind guys! She's okay! You were saying?"
"I really don't like you."
"Yeah, I figured. You told me two days ago that you hated me."
"Wanna know something?"
"Hm?"
"IT WAS THE TRUTH!"
"Ouch, much? The phone was literally right by my ear."
"Duh. That's where you hold it."
"..."
"I know I'm funny."
"You really aren't. I'm laughing at how sad this is.."
"What exactly is sad, hm?"
"You trying."
"Are you serious."
"I, yeah, I don't li-"
"WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HANG UP?!"
YOU ARE READING
hang ups | ✓
ChickLitHighest Ranks: #26 in shortstory!! 10.24.19 #84 in funny!! 7.10.19 [book one in the UPS series.] ••• somewhat wrong number. she answers. they talk. who knows what might happen. ••• cover by: @scrrilous i'm basically endorsing myself. [unedited]™
