"We! Are never, ever, ever! Getting back together!"
"Too bad, we're married."
"Ugh. I'm stuck with you."
"Yeppers!"
"Well.."
"Jammie, sweetie! You love me right?"
"Yes, dad!"
"Oh, right. Divorce isn't an option. We have a kid. I don't want to deal with weekends and driving her to your house."
"Hmph. I'm hurt that you would even consider divorce. We all know I'm the best thing that's ever happened to you."
"I'm sure Tammy would move in with me to fill your room... She could also drive Jammie over to your house.."
"Jackie! You aren't seriously going to divorce over me forgetting her are you?"
"I wouldn't have to listen to snoring all night....."
"Jackie, I do not snore!"
"Sorry, babe! The odds are not in your favor!"
"Ja-"
"Jammie! Don't be a meaner to your husband like your mother!"
"Dad, I'm eight!"
YOU ARE READING
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Literatura FemininaHighest Ranks: #26 in shortstory!! 10.24.19 #84 in funny!! 7.10.19 [book one in the UPS series.] ••• somewhat wrong number. she answers. they talk. who knows what might happen. ••• cover by: @scrrilous i'm basically endorsing myself. [unedited]™
