"You again? Can't you take a hint, Dude?"
"Ah, my new name. Sounds lovely, doesn't it?"
"No. Not really."
"Rude. I didn't say that Jackie was a boys name, did I? See, I know how to keep my opinions in."
"That's mean."
"So is not agreeing with me."
"That's creative.."
"So is not agreeing with me."
"That doesn't make sense.."
"So is not agreeing with me. Wait, no that doesn't work, I me-"
"..."
"Stop laughing at me."
"..."
"..The donkeys back."
"*Gasps*"
"..."
"Shut up, your laugh is worse. It sounds like..."
"You don't even kno-"
"Nails on a chalkboard."
"..."
"Hello?"
"...Jackie is a boy name."
"..."
"..."
"Im blocking this number."
"Wait! Jackie, I di-"
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ChickLitHighest Ranks: #26 in shortstory!! 10.24.19 #84 in funny!! 7.10.19 [book one in the UPS series.] ••• somewhat wrong number. she answers. they talk. who knows what might happen. ••• cover by: @scrrilous i'm basically endorsing myself. [unedited]™