"Hello, welcome to the mobile service to help you with your life problems! We are here to be emotionally abused by your wor-"
"Micheal, shut up."
"Might as well make that thing real, because you would call me a lot."
"..."
"Don't you roll your eyes at me, woman."
"Seriously?"
"You're literally sitting across the room. I see things."
"Michael, if you never called me those many years ago, we-"
"Would have never gotten to know each other, fall in love with one another, marry each other, and have this wonderful kid named Jammie, with another on the way. Continue."
"..."
"..."
"You're the reason my phone dies so easily. Literally."
*beep beep beep*
"Was it something I said?"
"You just got toasted."
YOU ARE READING
hang ups | ✓
ChickLitHighest Ranks: #26 in shortstory!! 10.24.19 #84 in funny!! 7.10.19 [book one in the UPS series.] ••• somewhat wrong number. she answers. they talk. who knows what might happen. ••• cover by: @scrrilous i'm basically endorsing myself. [unedited]™
