Lately I've been thinking what would happen if Katniss and Peeta found out they were in a movie. So, here's what I think would happen. Let's start with the first movie and then the next few chapters will be the other movies.
BTW, this takes place after the war. Just saying. And it will be in a dialogue form because I am lazy right now (and all the time) And this may be stupid! Just a warning.
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Peeta: Hey, Kat, you wanna watch TV?
Katniss: Sure! What's on?
*Peeta flicks on TV and looks at what is currently on when he notices something*
Peeta: What is this?
Katniss: That's me and Prim? In our old house in the seam?
*Watches for a few minutes*
Katniss: WHAT?!?! THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED!!! WHY DID THEY PUT CAMERAS IN MY HOUSE?!?!?
*Katniss and Gale in the woods for first time*
Katniss: THEY KNEW WE WERE IN THE WOODS!!! Wait... what else did they see in those woods?
*Katniss and Gale in the meadow, when they get the bread*
Peeta: You thought my bread rolls were fake? *Speaks sadly*
Katniss: Peeta...
Peeta: Katniss you know I'm sensitive about my buns
*The reaping starts*
Peeta: Why does my face look like that? Did I really look like that?
Katniss: You did Peeta, you did
Peeta: Oh *Looks down sadly*
*In the car on the way to the train after reaping or whatever*
Katniss: THEY HAD CAMERAS IN THE CAR!!! HOW LONG HAVE THEY BEEN RECORDING US?!?!?
Peeta: Why does my face look like I left the bread in the oven? Seriously?!? Why am I making these faces?!?!?
*In the hall! After Peeta confesses his love and Katniss pushes him/ beats him*
Katniss: They got that on camera?!?! Dang it!
Peeta: You look really mean right there!
Katniss: Do you really not care that our whole lives have been recorded?!?
*Bread Flashback scene IDK when they did this part but we're sticking with it*
Katniss: HOW LONG HAVE WE BEEN BEING RECORDED?!?!? HOW DID WE NEVER KNOW OF THIS!!!
Peeta: Do you know why our ship name is everlark?
Katniss: PEETA! OUR WHOLE LIVES HAVE BEEN RECORDED AND YOUR WORRIED ABOUT OUR SHIP NAME?!?! YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!! (#MarriedLife)
*Cave scene*
Peeta: I sounded creepy when I said "I watched you go home everyday," am I a stalker? Is that what you thought when I said that? Did you think I was a stalker?!!?
Katniss: Yes, I did, Peeta
Peeta: *Looks down sadly*
*Train scene when Katniss says it was an act*
Katniss: THEY RECORDED THIS AND THEY DIDN'T SUSPECT THAT OUR ROMANCE WAS ACTUALLY AN ACT?!?!? WHY ARE THEY RECORDING US?!?!
Peeta: Do I have something on my shirt there?
Katniss: PEETA!
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Hope you enjoyed! That was basically Katniss and Peeta's reaction to the first movie. Next chapter will be catching fire.
Hey, what do you know! I added something that I actually own into this book! Yep... I wrote this. Hope it wasn't too stupid.
Okay, I'm tired. Bye.
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