JK Hunger Games

MOVIES (Mockingjay Part 1)

I'm here for more. Muahahahah!!!!

So this is Mockingjay Part 1 and 2 because I accidentally did part 1 and went to 2. So we're sticking with it.

Peeta: Hey, you were the Mockingjay right?

Katniss: You know I was Peeta! Why do you ask?

Peeta: I found something called Mockingjay Part 1. What do you think it is?

Katniss: Beats me. Maybe a documentary.

Peeta: Should we watch it?

Katniss: No, I already know everything about myself.

Peeta: But I don't. I'm putting it on.

Katniss: Fine.

*Opening scene*

Katniss: NO! IT'S THIS AGAIN?!? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!? THIS IS AN INVASION OF PRIVACY!!!!!

*Katniss and Gale kiss*

Peeta: Oh come on! He wanted a kiss and bow he gets it but he says it doesn't count?!?!? What kind of sick world do we live in?!??!

Katniss stares at him weirdly.

*Peeta comes back from Capitol*

Peeta: NO WAY!!! I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING!!!

Katniss: Peeta you... You know what nevermind.

*Peeta shows up in the Capitol during the war and stuff. Where they were like fighting and stuff and they did some other stuff. IDK*

Peeta: WHAT?!?! What is he doing there? Why would Coin send him there?!??! This is so intriguing and unexpected.

Katniss looks at him weirdly again.

*Finnick dies*

Peeta: NO!!!! NOT FINNICK ANYBODY BUT FINNICK! PLEASE BRING HIM BACK! BRING HIM BACK!!!!

Katniss: *softly cries to herself*

*Prim dies*

Katniss: *cries a little bit more but stays silent*

Peeta(AKA: all us fangirls): PRIM!!! PRIM NO!!! WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT IT WAS SO UNEXPECTED!!! *starts sobbing uncontrollably*

*Katniss shoots Coin instead of Snow*

Peeta: WHAT?!? That did not just happen!!!!

#EXATCLY HOW WE ALL ACTED!!!

Katniss: Peeta are you feeling okay?

Peeta: Shush! I have to see what happens next!!!

*Katniss throws stuff at Buttercup*

Peeta: Anger management girl, angermanagment.

Katniss glares at him.

*Peeta gets back to 12*

Peeta: HE'S BACK! OMG HE'S BACK! EVERLARK SHALL LIVE!!!

Katniss: Are you kidding me Peeta?!?

Peeta: Be quiet! It's almost over!!!

*Katniss and Peeta grow back together*

Peeta: OMG! The feels! The major feels!!!

Katniss: What the HECK Peeta?!?

Peeta: SSSHHHH!!!

#typicalfangirling

*Katniss says real*

Peeta: Oh my God! The everlark is real! I knew they'd end up together!

Katniss: You were there, Peeta! You know what happened!

Peeta: Will you stop talking?!?!

Katniss: What? You were!

Peeta: SSSHSHSHSHSHSHSH!!! Shush.

*Epilogue*

Katniss: I didn't want anyone to see our kids!!! How did they even film this?!?!?!

Peeta: Oh my God! I did not see that coming!!!

Katniss: Peeta, your children are upstairs!!! You know you have children!!!

Peeta: DON'T SPOIL THE MOVIE!!!

Katniss: OH MY GOD! I SWEAR PEETA!

*End Credits*

Peeta: It's over... Just like that? They left us off with so much... They can't do this to us. 😢😢😢

Katniss: Peeta will you stop acting like this now?

Peeta: *sobs*

Katniss: Oh my God!

Peeta: I - I think I need a moment alone. I'm gonna... Go write fanfiction...

Katniss: Who did I marry?

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That was so stupid.

So Peeta kinda represented all us fangirls/boys out there. He was acting pretty stupid but I thought it was funny. Hope you all think so too.

Goodbye my dandelions in the spring and may the odds be ever in your favor!!!!