Mischief & Madness

Sweet dreams

I was drowning. I could feel my lungs filling with a burning substance, and it hurt to open my eyes or breathe so I just laid there. Where ever I was drowning. "J?" "J HELP MEEE!" My eyes snapped open my heart was beating rapidly and thunder and rain were tremendously loud outside and I was in bed not burning alive? I sat up to see the joker looking at me scared and shivering. It was the tiniest things like thunder he was afraid of but yet he was scared more of me dying. I touched his white shoulder and noticed a new tattoo he got which I finally noticed it was my name. "Are you real?"he asked "Puddin' of course I'm real!" He reached out to touch my arm but somehow when he did it reached my cheek and his hands were so warm. He fully embraced me bringing his lips to mine. "W-what happ-pened?"

His eyes opened and got out of bed and grabbed his rings and got dressed. "Grab your stuff we're going to the tent!" I swung my legs over the side of the bed and tried to stand but my legs collapsed from under me and I hit the floor! "Aye!" I looked at my hands I was a lot skinnier than usual and I took a hesitant peek at my legs and I could see my muscles from under my skin and my tattoos were fading! "How long have I been sick J?"

"Hun. You've been asleep for a week and a half. Most of the gang thought you would never wake up!" He helped my up into my boots and clothes. While walking to the tent and eating donuts I went to a flashback of deadshot almost killing me. "Where the hell did the hoe go?!??" I stormed into the tent and saw him hanging from the tight wire bloody and upside down. I launched my self in the air , barely making it on the wire. I swung closer and closer until we were upside down together. I smiled and waved and started laughing, after my laughing fit I swung upright and balanced to my feet. I felt alive again, I felt well again, and I was going to take that!(J will be so proud) Well enough to do this! Puddin' was just amazed and that made me so very berry proud. But what's new? "You did this!!!" I hung upside down from the wire my hair down and greasy. My hand crawled down and stoped when it reached my boot. I reached down in my boots and grabbed my pair of scissors and snatched his ear "you've got. A. Hearing problem Doll. I TOLD YOU I DONT WANT YOU OR YOUR GARBAGE OF A FAKE FAMILY!! " I started laughing non stop again and cut off his ear with a loud snip! It was gone. Not that he could tell HAHA

"Oh dear! Your back at it already again! Give him a break he will die in a few hours anyways" "let's go find a date for the club puddin'!" I dragged him into the house and grabbed his brown hair gel that J uses to disguise himself every now and then and brought it to my mess of a head. "It's okay harls it comes out!" He wiped a tear from my cheek "that's not the problem. I can still smell the chemicals and it burns."
It burned so bad. "Oh Harleen where have my voices gone?"
"SHUT UP HARLEEEEENNN this is me not you and you have been gone a long time!"
I looked up at the mirror and I looked way different and I knew I was suppose to be a blonde for a reason! Even J wasn't paying attention anymore. NOT OKAY! I reached in this pant pocket and pulled out a small velvet box."what's this mista?" I opened it awe-struck by the brightness and gleam of such a big diamond just for me!!

"You're dumb. I never loved you!" I looked up to him and I could see the danger in his eyes and I coward because I didn't want to fight. Not now. "Why would you say that?" He lifted me up to sit on the sink counter "because I have crazily loved you since the day I met you and never have I been alone or sad when I'm with you" 
Uhhhh. "Awh I love and have loved you for all our life even during childhood I knew we were meant to be!" When I finished my sentence he slipped the ring on and put on a huge amount of gel in his hair. "Forget the laffy club. Let's go make a mark and steal a dress!!!" He looked at me like I was crazy! "NOOO! We have an appointment at the zoo."

"Um no, I just woke up and I'm not going to jail idiot!" He was baffled by my outburst and so was I. What are you doing Harleen!? No answer. I needed help. I smiled and grabbed his cheek. "C'mon I have a idea!"