Mischief & Madness

Green things

** I sat at the table with my plate ready to eat. I was tiny but I had a big appetite! My dad had been at work and got home while mom made breakfast she smiled and said "it will be special today my love!" Before long she brought the on over to me and laid down a green plop of..Well..something? I gawked and the sight of something so brightly colored and yet so displeasing!! Then brought over something green but mostly had a pinkish tint and I knew why I had been reading a story in class about "green eggs and ham" which sounded good at the time. My little sister came running in and sat down opposite of me and stuck her tongue out at me and gave mom a wink. They loved that little brat. I started to get up and get some milk when my sister asked for ketchup so I stopped what I was doing to please her and sat back down to start eating. Not even into my first bite I hear her mocking voice "ew what the heck is that!?!?" I smiled and looked up and took another bite " well my dear little sister, remember your missing dog?" She screamed eyes locked with mine and went back to eating. I was cutting my ham when all of the sudden I see red everywhere! On me and my food. I look up to see my sister holding the ketchup bottle smirking at me " whoopsies!" Breathe. Breathe. " you filthy brat!!!!!" I wiped the ketchup off my face and slapped her she fell backwards with a loud "thump!" I got out of my chair and opened the knife drawer to grab a steak knife. My head snapped back to see her getting up again with her fork and lunged at me. "I have had it with the mistake you are!" I threw the knife it went directly into its target her shoulder, knowing I had her down and crying I dipped my fingers into the blood and drew a smiley face on her head. " little selfish fish smelling...." ***

"Are you okay ma'am?" I had o blink a couple of times for it to register. "Oh yes, I don't think we should have a green dress or red I would like to have a normal white or any other color really." No questions asked from him but I looked behind me to see my joker staring at me with such concern. It scared me.(a little) We walked out of the bridal shop and hopped into the car I knew what was going to happen when I closed the door of the vehicle. "...well have you thought about what colors you want, because apparently you don't want anything else green except me." A smile broadening across his face and soon mine. "You are he only person who green goes with 24/7 but...let's get home before the Feds show again." As we sped through the street I could see the concern still on his face. Something was wrong with him.
I hopped out of the car and walked into the mansion with groceries in hand. I set everything down in the kitchen and pulled out an apple and wedding fabrics out on the table to decide which ones were perfect for me. "Personally I think a lace would look great on you" said J. I went to take a bite from my apple when it flew out of my hand and hit the wall with a loud thump. "What the hell?" He was staring at me with a frown on his face behind his smiling tattooed hand. "Oh darling, I'm sorry I didn't mean to ignore you at the store and just now. I've been thinking a lot lately! Ya undastand?" He swept over to me in only one motion. Looming over me he tilted my head up "how are you still here?" I hadn't really thought of that. My sister tried to kill me and so did my parents. Now recently bats and J's men! "I mean, you really did everything for me. We grew up together and raised each other." He pondered it in his head remembering our childhood. He looked down again staring at me directly in my eyes but I didn't care I couldn't get out of the trance of us. I leaned in for a hug my arms around his neck and barely on my toes( the little things. Like his height compared to me made me smile) "hey Hun, you might want to duck we have a visitor." I ripped the knife he had on his belt and launched it. Direct hit! In the shoulder (old habits don't die) I climbed on top of the now laying person and dug my fingers into the flesh to draw a smiley face over his mouth and eyes. Then yanked him up and patted it. "Hi daddy!!" The joker was in shock and so was my father. "How's deadshot I heard you gave him quite a visit about me?" All of the sudden he was off the ground being pinned to the wall by none other than puddin'. He was actually quite tall compared to my dad. (Smile) "Don't worry I'm just here from the invite he got" grinning my dad pulled out a invite joker must've sent to deadshot. "BABE!" I screamed as I picked up a strawberry from the counter and threw it at his head "sorry my dear but I didn't know this loser would take it instead!" I didn't care but I kept my mouth shut and nodded. I was walking back to the table when I heard my dad say "I ordered something green for dinner I hope you like it hunny bunny" breathe. Breathe. "Go to hell" I ran over to him and punched him in his nose, stomach and, then dug the blade through his shoulder farther until it came out the other side. "Call deadshot I want to arrange a meeting." Puddin's next remark about killed my dad "you're not the only one she calls dad anymore! ha.ha"