"Ya know I'm sick and tired of people blaming the parents these days because well..I had great ones actually!" He grinned and cocked his head in the face of a stubborn redheads woman.
"Oh really who was your mommy Joker?""What did you just say? What the..."
His head was still tilted and a smug twisted smile spread across his face, and reached up to slide his hand around the woman's neck. His smile faltered when the red head spit on Jokers face.
"You do you think you are because you certainly aren't Harley and you certainly aren't me, so again what's your name because I don't think it matters!"
And with that he dug his nails into the woman's throat tossing her aside while laughing. Oh how his laugh made me smile, and although he was done with that woman I wasn't.
"Hi I'm Harley and you just pissed me off!"
I winked and slid my tongue across my teeth making her wince. Her foul mouth cursed at me and spit on my heels, yet I hesitated because this girl was special. Especially stupid that she did that. I crouched down and grabbed her cheeks with my right hand and squished them together where she could no longer speak and spit at me any longer. I was so upset and I wanted to just hand her over to joker but I was the distraction, I was the opening event.
"To a canary a cat is a monster and if I'm the cat who are you again?"
I smiled thinking about using some of Jokers words in my own sentence."I'm the dog in situation I guess!"
She looks up locks eye contact, yet blinked a couple times before ramming her forehead into my face and climbing on top of my body! I whimpered and fell back hitting my head and giving me a warm fluid feeling on the back of my head, gushing out of my scalp.
Blood.
I was done with this woman making me out to be
Weak
Worthless
A bad introduction
And useless!"Hurry run! Get out of here!"
She yelled but no one dared to move.
I closed my eyes and possum-ed. Yes I acted!! She released her hold on my body and stood up shaking, hand over mouth. She started walking to the first person to help escape. How funny of this woman.
My eyes snapped open and I sat up quickly grabbing her ankle surprising her...good."Surprise!!"
I jumped up pulling her down grabbed my bat from my back. (LIKE A NINJA! Lol jk) I reached up with my bat in hand and let loose on the woman who is my prey, the canary. Screams and cries penetrated the suspenseful air as they watched this woman loose her sight, mind, and breath.
Click
Click
Click
"Daddy's back!!"
I smiled and waved accidentally stepping on the woman's body making people yelp and cover their mouths in some or all emotion."Savvy?" A smile painted on my face with her blood.
He looked down and smirks.
"...savvy.."A/N!!
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Mischief & Madness
Fanfiction••EDITING x JARLEY FANFIC•• Finally after years of being together the joker and Harley Quinn will be growing together and challenging each other in new and different ways. Who knows what is real and what is not the twists of their minds are unique a...