Superzeros

Prolouge

"C'mon you stupid piece of metal! WORK!" Lady Me yelled as she kicked her machine in frustration. She yelled other things too, but nothing I could repeat while still keeping this story safe for 13 year olds. Although she was the most feared villain in the world, Lady Me was still trying to become one more thing. Not just a villain- a super villain. She had been working on a machine to give her powers for 3 years and today was the big day, when she would test it out. However, the machine wasn't exactly cooperating. The angrier and angrier Me got, the more she kicked the machine, and the more oil it spewed out. She was so sure the machine would work, and she didn't understand why it didn't turn on as soon as she pulled the lever. While creating her plan, Me couldn't decide what specific superpower she wanted...so she did the obvious thing and tried giving herself almost EVERY superpower. She had even tried out a couple in preparation, but it hadn't really worked. Her rocket shoes (for flight) ran out of fuel after 5 minutes and besides, her attempts at flying were no straighter than her sexuality. She was about to give up when-
"HUUUUUUMMMMMMM!" Her machine began to start up.
"Yes...YES! FINALLY!" She yelled. She ran to the platform the machine was going to shoot the powers on to and began to shake in nervous anticipation. She had been working for this day for years, but she never thought it would actually come. She had designed the machine so orbs of pure energy would shoot the powers into her body, but she had no idea if that would actually happen. Suddenly...BANG-POW-CRACK! The machine made all sorts of noises as the orbs shot into Me's body, ranging from just a regular "BANG!" to a strange and longer noise that sounded a bit like "BIP BOP BAM, LOOK AT THAT LAMB!" There were about 15 powers left when the machine got jammed. Me wanted to do something, but she was about to collapse. Her body couldn't handle all of the power at once. She needed rest. The stress of the powers became too much on the machine, and BOOM- the machine exploded. The remaining powers shot in all different directions, some going out windows, but most breaking through walls and into the outside world. Lady Me tried to run, but she couldn't feel her legs. She couldn't feel anything but the power inside of
her.
"Now, no one will be able to defeat me, I'll be unstoppable!" Me thought as she slipped out of consciousness, "The only way I'll be destroyed is if some people get those powers that flew out of the machine. And what are the chances of that?"
And with those thoughts, Lady Me, now the most powerful being on Earth, passed out.