Firsts

◇♡ Angel Catnip

So I found this and decided that it had to be a fic or else I would die.

I was imagining this in math class and - I kid you not - it was so chucking hard not to laugh.

I present to you *Puts on even nerdier glasses than my normal thick rimmed ones* *Squints at scroll* *Raises mic to lips* ANGELIC CATNIP (credits to whoever drew this and Crowley, who invented the stuff and gave us our laughs).

It was a dreadful, rainy Thursday (DREARY AND RAINY GUYS) when Dean and Sam, who were lounging on couches lazily in the bunker, heard the knock. They shared a look and had a silent debate over who was to check it out, finally making Dean groan and push himself to his feet.

Curse the puppy dog eyes.

He hobbled to the door and opened it slowly, unprepared for the sight he saw before him. If he wasn't such a manly man, he would be screaming in fright. Well, he inwardly was.

It wasn't like it was a baby or something. There was no monster, no strange figures, not a living thing. There was, however, a bottle of perfume.

Now Dean would have been just fine had it been cologne. This wasn't cologne. It was PINK GLITTERY BOOB SHAPED PERFUME CALLED ANGELICA.

Wrinkling his nose, he bent down and picked it up. He sniffed at it, but to his surprise it held no scent.

"What's there, Dean?" came Sam's voice, slightly muffled.

The eldest Winchester straightened up and brought it back into their living space, kicking the door closed with his foot on his way. He held it up so that Sam could see it, the moose looking disgusted.

"Why was that horrible bottle of nightmares dropped off here?"

Dean shrugged. "I don't know." He tossed it to Sam, who caught it with a frown and put it to his nose.

"There's no smell," the moose remarked, confused. "What kind of perfume doesn't smell?"

His brother snorted. "That sounds like some corny bad joke."

*** Time skip to sometime later when Cas and Gabe appear because I'm a very lazy, tired person who is too busy listening to Incubus and Blink-182 ***

Dean and Sam were still on the couch when Cas and Gabe flew in. The angels gave them weird looks and Dean shrugged.

"We were having a lazy day," he said for justification.

Sam's eyes flashed and he reached over, digging (so... I accidentally wrote dicking here instead... fml) out the bottle of perfume. "Do you guys know what this is, by any chance?" he asked, holding it out to them.

Gabe squinted at it and took the bottle. He turned it over in his hands, suddenly freezing. His whiskey eyes were wide. "It's Angelica," he told Cas.

"Who could have acquired that?" the other angel asked, peering at the bottle.

Dean frowned. "What's Angelica?"

Gabe's face was solemn and somewhat... scared. "It's basically angel catnip, but it's a little more... um... precise than that." He looked over at his brother awkwardly.

"It only has affects on... people." Cas added, scratching the back of his neck.

Dean knew they were leaving out information, but he let it slide for the moment. It wasn't like they'd ever spray it.

There was a snapping sound and Crowley stood before them. He scowled at them. "Stop ruining my plans," he demanded.

His movements were quick. He took the bottle from Gabe's grasp and sprayed it on the Winchesters before any of them could stop him. And then he was gone, as if he wasn't even there in the first place, the bottle with him.

Cas and Gabe jerked. Cas bit his lip and took a breath, clawing at his jacket in an attempt to restrain himself. His eyes were blown wide, hungry, needy.

Gabe wasn't any better. He grabbed at his hair, forcefully shoving the nails of his free hand into his arm.

Dean and Sam looked at each worriedly. Their - THE - angels were trying to hard to contain themselves, and from what, the hunters didn't even know.

Cas suddenly spoke. "Run, Dean. Protect yourself from me until it wears off." His voice was a scratchy growl, turning Dean on more than he'd like to admit.

"Sam, you won't like the effects and you'll hate me," Gabe ground out. "Do what you must. Cas and I can't hold ourselves back much longer."

With that, the two men were gone, disappearing into the recesses of the bunker.

Ok so I'll do two more of this - one from Destiel and one from Sabriel. I hope this chapter was actually goodish. If you guys are familiar with my schedule by now, almost all of my updates are when it's dark outside and I'm somewhat loopy.

Those things aside... goodbye?

Goodbye.

Maybe goodbye will be our always. Jk I need help 😂

Dubai!