Sexting || 5sos.

Chapter 9

Right after Calum said that, Luke barged trough the door.

"Hey bitches I'm here you can start partying now." Luke said walking into the kitchen.

"Sorry Luke, but a lot has happened. You missed out. It was really funny." I said.

"What did I miss." Luke asked.

(A/N: For anyone who read the last chapter, this is what happened last chapter so just skip to the end of what ashton says. K? K. Lol bye)

"Well you missed Michael and Andrea making out in front of us, them going upstairs, apparently Michael moaned and Andrea ran away and started acting crazy. She ran around and hid behind Calum and then she called him daddy and then he got a boner so he his behind the counter. Calum started yelling at me to come behind the counter with him so as I was about to, she stopped me halfway and called me daddy so I got a boner and hid behind the counter as well.

Michael took her back upstairs and then me and Calum went into the bathroom and sucked each other off and they heard Calum moaning so they came down stairs and saw me sucking Calum off and then they started laughing an then Andrea called you and then got pizza. As me and Calum were finishing in the bathroom, we heard stuff going on in the kitchen so Calum told me to start taking a video and I said no so he went on to snapchat on his phone and started recording. We walked into the kitchen doorway and saw Andrea on the counter with Michael kissing down her neck, I started laughing and then Calum stopped recording and saved it to his phone. Andrea came over to him and started choking him until she got his phone and then she deleted it and then you walked in." Ashton explained.

(A/N: for anyone who didn't read the last chapter, there ya go lol.)

"Okay three things. Are you and Calum gay, what kind of pizza and did I miss the pizza." Luke asked.

"No we aren't gay, someone else is better than yourself when it comes to that. No you didn't miss pizza and it's cheese I believe." Ashton said giggling.

"Sweet!" Luke yelled.

"Okay what do you guys want to do?" Luke asked.

"I personally want to make out with you again." michael whispered to me and kissed my neck again.

He continued to do it until I heard someone clear there throat awkwardly.

Michael looked up and saw who it was.

"Oh hey mom. This is Calum and that's Ashton. Guys, this is my mom, you can call her big momma Clifford the third." Michael said kissing my neck a couple more times.

"Hey mrs.Clifford." Calum and Ashton said in unison.

"Hi boys. there was a pizza man here so I payed him and put the pizza down on the coffee table in the living room. And Michael, can you please stop telling people to call me that?" mrs.Clifford said.

"Hey! I don't even say it anymore, Luke is my only friend." Michael said.

"What about Andrea and these two?" She asked.

"Me and Andrea are dating and I don't know if they want to be friends with us. They're the most popular people in our grade and no one likes us three so, it's up to them really." Michael said, wrapping his arms around me from behind and walking us out of the room.

"Michael get back in here!" mrs. Clifford yelled. Michael turned us around and walked us back into the kitchen with everyone still in there.

"What big momma clifford the third." Michael asked, he usually called his mom that but I don't know why.

"how long have you guys been dating for?" She asked.

"Almost seven months." He said and walked us away again.

We heard everyone following and the fridge opening and closing, cupboards opening and closing and heals against the floor.

"Luke take these." Mrs. Clifford said, holding out a bottle of coke and 5 cups.

"Thanks big momma Clifford the third." Luke said, he also called her that but she didn't seem to care.

"No problem Hemmo." She said back.

"Mom stop flirting with Luke please." Michael said, making everyone laugh and his mom come back out here and hug Luke and take him into the kitchen.

"Michael's mom has got it goin' on. She's all I want and I've waited for so long. Michael can't you see you're just not the boy for me. I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Michael's mom." Luke started singing, changing the words to the song Stacy's Mom.

Ashton and Calum looked confused so I just got up got my phone and started playing the song and pulling up the lyrics.

I handed my phone to Ashton as him nd Calum looked at the lyrics and listened to the song.

"Oh I get it now," Ashton said, Calum nodding.

Luke came back into the room half way through the song.

Mrs.Clifford came into the room and said, "Are you telling me you didn't know that song?"

"Ya pretty much." Calum said nodding his head, Ashton doing the same.

"How do you not know that song? What the fuck? How?" She said laughing, shaking her head and walking away.

"And yes Michael, we actually do want to be friends with you guys, you guys are actually really funny." Calum said.

"I know I am you don't have to tell me." Luke said eating his 3rd slice of pizza as everyone laughed.