[Unknown Number]: Hey, sorry to bother you Andy but, I'm really horny rn. Nudes?
Andrea: Who tf r u?
[Unknown Number]: It's Calum from math class
Andrea: How did you get my number?
Creepy pedophile guy from math: Why do you ask so many questions? Are you gonna send the pic or nah...
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Andy Biersack: 2 questions for you luke.
Lukey Pukey: Shoot
Andy Biersack: 1) Do you remember Calum from math class? 2) What's my name in your phone today?
Lukey Pukey: Yes I remember him, why? And you name is Andy Biersack...
Andy Biersack: Ok well Calum just texted me asking for nudes. Wut do I do?
Lukey Pukey: oOOOOH I HAVE AN IDEA
Lukey Pukey: DONT TEXT HIM BACK UNTIL TOMORROW MORNING WITH A PICTURE OF UR TITS
Andy Biersack: IM NOT SENDING HIM A PICTURE OF MY BOOBS YOU UNEDUCATED PIECE OF BREAD
Lukey Pukey: Ouch. It was just an Idea...
Andy Biersack: You're no help I should've just gone to Mikey
Lukey Pukey: HE WOULD'VE BEEN WORSE BCUZ HE ONLY WOULD'VE SAID BALLS.
Andy Biersack: Fine I'll text him and if he sez balls I'll block him until tomorrow after school. Alright?
Lukey Pukey: Deal. And for Calum just call him Daddy and see wut he dos.
Andy Biersack: lmao ok bye luke
Lukey Pukey: Bye Andy
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ANDREA SUCKS BALLS: MIKEY HALP. CALUM FROM MATH JUST TEXTED ME ASKING FOR NUDES WUT DO I DO.
Michael Bublé: Balls.
Michael Bublé: I'm kidding
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Michael Bublé: Did you really just block me?
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Michael Bublé: Ok r00d
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Michael Bublé: Andrea sucks balls and is getting hit on by Calum Hood.
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Michael Bublé: i see you driving down town with the guy I love and i'm like HE'S LUKE O-O-OOH
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Michael Bublé: #MUKEISREAL
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Michael Bublé: SLEEPING WITH SIRENS HAS THE BEST VERSION OF THAT SONG
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Michael Bublé: GO LISTEN TO IT
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Michael Bublé: OH SHIT JUST KIDDING I ALREADY SHOWED YOU THAT
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Michael Bublé: OK I GEUSS I'LL SE YOU IN SCHOOL TOMORROW BYE
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Michael Bublé: FUCK IM STILL BLOCKED OK BYE
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Creepy pedophile guy from math: Andy please I'm begging
Creepy pedophile guy from math: Andrea
Creepy pedophile guy from math: Andy
Creepy pedophile guy from math: Honey
Creepy pedophile guy from math: Baby
Creepy pedophile guy from math: Kitten
Andrea: Daddy
Creepy pedophile guy from math: oH MY FUCKING GOD THAT WAS HOT
Creepy pedophile guy from math: I JUST MOANED
Creepy pedophile guy from math: SDTYHSLJIOZIJUDHJ
Creepy pedophile guy from math: PLEASE I NEED TO SEE YOU
Andrea: Don't u have a girlfriend or something?
Andrea: Or something better to do?
Creepy pedophile guy from math: IM A HORNEY GUY AND I NEED TO SEE HOW BEAUTIFUL YOU REALLY ARE
Andrea: This is gonna be awkward in math tomorrow because I'm not sending you anything. You wanna know why?
Creepy pedophile guy from math: Oh shit. Do I want to know why? Are you gonna say something really hot and then not talk to me?
Andrea: No. Ew. 1 You have a girlfriend and 2 I have to do my hw so bye
Creepy pedophile guy from math: Naughty girl. It's 1am and you still haven't done ur homework?
Creepy pedophile guy from math: And no I don't have a girlfriend. We just broke up 2 days ago
Andrea: Listen Cal, I'm trying to do my homework and then go to bed. So, if you could leave me alone, I would greatly appreciate that. Have a good night boi.
Creepy pedophile guy from math: What happened to Daddy?
Andrea: I said it to see wut u would do but now you won't leave me alone...
Andrea: loOKS LIKE SOMEONE HAS A DADDY KINK
Creepy pedophile guy from math: you no Ashton Irwin?
Andrea: Know* and ya why...?
Creepy pedophile guy from math: becAUSE HE HAS A DADDY KINK TOO
Andrea: how tf do u know that wth???
Andrea: No don't answer that I'm going to bed
Creepy pedophile guy from math: Goodnight Kitten
Andrea: Goodnight Daddy
Creepy pedophile guy from math: Omfg YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT AND LEAVE WTF
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