"I miss you like a retard misses the point"
"I dream of a better tomorrow when chickens can cross a road and not be questioned about there motives"
"A day without sunshine is like, ya know, night"
"I'm not a complete idiot...some pieces are missing"
"I'm retarded...I mean I'm retired"
"We are good friends but if zombies chase us I'm tripping you"
"You can't spell Slaughter without Laughter!"
"I heard there was a cerial killer so I hid my cherios"
"I wonder if strippers have nightmares about going to work fully clothed"
"Oh really? You need space? You might as well join NASA"
"If swimming is good for your figure, how do you explain whales?!"
"Dear windshield wipers, can't touch this, sincerely, that little triangle"
"I hate it when cashiers say 'is that everything?' Uh no id like all that invisible crap!"
"That asian guy is really good at kicking...shocking. someone must be pressing 'A' really fast somewhere"
"Boom goes the dynamite!"
