Mexican jokes.

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The teacher told pepito to make sentences with his spelling words.

1. Cheese

Maria likes me but, cheese fat.

2. Mushroom

Wen all my family get in the car, there isn't mushroom.

3.Shoulder

My friend didn't know how to make tacos so I shoulder.

4. Texas

My friend always texas my four words.

5. Herpes

Me and my friend shared a pizza, I got my piece and she got herpes.

6. July

Ju told me ju were going to the store, but july to me. JULYER!!!

7. Rectum

I had two cars but my wife rectum.

8.Chicken

I was going to the store with my wife but chicken go by herself.

9. Wheelchair

We only have one soda, but its ok wheelchair.

10. Chicken wing

My mom plays the lottery so chicken wing.

11. Liver

A bully was messing with my sister so I told him to liver alone.

12. Body wash

I wanted to go to the bar but no body wash my kids.

13. Budweiser

That woman over there has a nice body. Budweiser face so ugly?

Tada!!!!!!!!!!

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⏰ Last updated: Jan 21, 2012 ⏰

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