Nick: "Guess what, you just brough a gun to a bomb fight officer!"
Nick: "Acually I was having the best night of my life with your sister"
Chet: (singing) painting our guns, panting our guns, painting our guns for the bank robbery. Cuzz were goin with our plastic guns and the cops will shoot us in our face!"
Dwayne: Sometimes fate brings out its big ol cock and slaps you right in the face
Dwayne: I liked the bear, I don't even fucking know you.
Chet: Why are we talking about my sister?
Nick: I don't know.
Chet: You wanna have sex with my sister don't you?
Nick: Ok. Your sister is attractive.
Chet: My twin sister?! Which is basicly like having sex with me!
Nick: Remeber graduation night?
Chet: When you were nailing Tina Scotto?
Nick: Acually I was having the best night of my life with your sister
Chet: What?! You deflowered my sister?! And I know all the details?!
*gets into fight*
Nick: Two guys in masks strapped a bomb to my chest and now I have less than an hour to rob a bank.
Chet: And your first thought was to come to a school full of children?!
Clerk: Guns...Mask...you sure you don't want to grab some condoms?
Nick: No, why?
Clerk: Because this is what men usually buy before they rape someone!
Chet: Oh were not rapist. Us two? Small fries? No way.
Clerk: Will that be cash or credit for your rape kit?
Nick: I can't do this alone I need your help.
Chet: If I let your go and explode it'll eat at my concious. It'll affect my relatilnships with people like my wife and kids. One day well be at a picnic and ill be like dammit I shouldn't have let nick explode that time.
