Destery: "And some other guy is like, mmmeeehhhuuuhuh why hello there can I help you find somthing?" "Holy. Fucking god! I'm fine thanks" "we have a glorious selection of lowfat yogarts" "I'm sure you do but, frankly, ma'am I just don't care"
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Destery:"What are you wearing?"
Nate:"What arnt you wearing?"
Destery: "Pants"
Nate: "Yeah"
Destery: "Fuck off!"
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Destery: "Roads? Where we are going we don't needs roads!"
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Destery: "For lubes sake, what in the dark horsses majestic journey, linkis"
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Destery.....
"Ill harass your cave of wonders with my magical lamp!"
"I suck major giraffe abortions"
"You could go in looking like quasimotot and come out looking like brittany spears...well that not really much of a difference"
"Yeah, could I get a nipple extention?"
"What the fuck is that? It looks like....
"Well its not. Its my new nipple extention"
".....did it just move?"
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