The Love Hotline [ ✓ ]

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Gideon | Carys

Hey, Cupid. What kind of wedding do you want when you get older?

One with you in it ;)

Wait really? I knew you had something for me but DAMN girl, you move fast.

Yeah. You're the one serving the small sandwiches and champagne.

Well that took an unexpected turn.

My life took an unexpected turn when you started texting me.

Aww. Isn't that sweet?

It wasn't really a turn for the best but okay.

Well. Guess what? I took it as a good thing.

What the actual fudge cakes? I hope that was an accident.

Nope.

Oh yes. I forgot. You were the accident.

Can you stop? Oh my god. I can't believe a guy like you is actually liked by lots of people.

I can't help that they have good taste.

You're a decent looking guy who texts using memes and has girl problems. You're right. You're so irresistible.

You said it. Not me. But thank you so much, Cupid.

Screw you.

Don't you wish. ;)

Not really. Gross.

I don't need that sort negativity in my life. Go away.

K. Bye Gideon.

...
I didn't mean that.
Oh come on.
Cupiiiiiddd! Come back!

Why are you calling my sister Cupid?

She has a brother?

Yeah. And you'd best be good to her otherwise I will come to your house and... do things.

I promise.

Cool. Have a nice day. :)

That... was strange.

I know. You actually fell for that. Gideon, I don't have a brother.

Well excuse me for not knowing. You never tell me anything about yourself.

Well now you know something.

Oh I know. Why don't we play 20 questions?

No thanks. I'm tired from laughing at you.

Shut up.

And plus, even if we did play 20 questions, what would I ask you? I already know so much about you.

What's my favourite colour?

Brown. Like the shit that comes out of your mouth. Hahaha jokes. It's sapphire.

... second guess was correct. What's my favourite animal?

Dog what is this? Trivia? I don't have the energy to deal with this. Do you need any help with your failing love life or are you good because I need to do things.

Yeah. I need to know how to get a girl who wants to do things to talk to me.

Oh that's easy. Get her to talk to you by talking about something she likes to talk about or something she loves.

What do you like to talk about, Cupid?

Things.
Wait a second. Were you referring to me when you were talking about a girl who wanted to do things?

Yeah. Finally you understood. Oh sorry. Can't talk anymore. I'm too tired from laughing at you. See ya!

GIDEON PAYNE. I HATE YOU. COME BACK HERE.

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