The Love Hotline [ ✓ ]

XV

Gideon | Carys

Have you ever wondered what life would be like without potatoes?

What the fuck, Gideon?

What? It's an honest question.

Would you like to go back to Ireland in the 19th century to find out?

...
Okay. I just looked that up and... no thank you. I'm good, but thanks for the offer.

But didn't you say you wanted to know what life would be like without potatoes?

Don't play innocent with me, Cupid.

What? It's an honest question.

Stop stealing my lines, god dammit.

Stop asking stupid questions, god dammit.

That's it. I'm done. Goodbye Cupid.

You always say that and yet, here you are, still talking to me.

Shut up.

Charming as always, I see.

Of course. I can't change who I am.

You can with the right mindset but I'm guessing you don't really want to change. You've got everything you want right now.

Yeah. Except for the identity of the mysterious girl in my maths class.

You remembered?

How could I forget?

...

Anyway, I've narrowed your possible identity to seven people.

Have you? Who are you thinking?

Marnie Nickels.
Poppy Kayden.
Tallulah Clearwater.
Hermione Granger.
Carys Allison.
Hannah Kim.
Phoebe Zhang.

Did you actually put in Hermione Granger?

It's a possibility. You never know.

Keep dreaming.

So... did I mention your name?

... keep dreaming.

I bet you I did. I'm going to interview every single one of them until I find you.

That's kind of creepy but I'm feeling some kind of respect for you.

So you approve?

... well that wasn't the idea I was going for but, I want to see how this goes.

Great! Well I'm going in alphabetical order so if you're Carys, you'd better buckle up.

Fuck. (UNSENT)

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Authors Note

If anyone is still reading this, I highly commend you. I'm so sorry for not updating in many months... but I was super busy and I had writer's block. I apologise once again and I know this chapter is incredibly short but I'll make it up to you guys in the next chapter. I'm working on it now.

Hint: it's the lovely interview between Gideon and your favourite Cupid. :3

Anyway, thank you once again for stopping by and reading The Love Hotline. It means a whole lot to me. Vote or comment if you liked the chapter/tell me what I can improve on/what I can write next. Thanks guys! <3

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