The Love Hotline [ ✓ ]

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Gideon | Carys

Fuck. Angie, I think I'm in love with him.
Angie?
Where are you now that I need ya?

I'm not sure how you mistook "Gideon" for "Angie" but, just to clear this up, this is Gideon Payne.

Is this one of your pranks again?
I know you went into my phone. I can't believe you went as far as to change your name to "My BF".

Oh my god. Cupid, I swear, This is not your best friend.

You just called me Cupid... Does that mean that you're actually Gideon Payne-in-the-arse?

That's what I have been trying to tell you the whole time, honey.

Oh crap. I'm goING TO KILL ANGIE AND ALL HER BEAUTIFUL GARDEN GNOMES.

Well now I know that your best friend is Angie and she thinks we are dating. And that your wonderful best friend collects garden gnomes.

This is bad...

There's five possible candidates in the school.
Am I really prepared to put in all that effort to look for your identity?

No.

Yeah. I am.
Be prepared, because I'm coming~

Um. Thanks for the offer but no thanks. I want nothing to do with you.

Ouch, Cupid. But didn't "Angie" call me your boyfriend? It's only fair that I get to know you so we can act like a couple, amirite?

Honey, you have Jenna for that, right?

But she's not as taken by me as you are.

Are you blind? Who said I even liked talking to you?

Well, the fact that you always answer within a few seconds is proof enough that you're hanging onto every word that I say.
...
Oh come on. Now you decide to stop replying within a minute?

I don't think I'm the clingy one. I think that's you. I was just getting something to drink.

That drink had better not be alcohol.

How old do you think I am? Of course it isn't.

Good, because I'm not going to talk to a drunk person for a year and a day.

Damn. I should have said that it was alcohol...

Why are you always so salty towards me? What have I ever done to you?

Everything. (UNSENT)

Hello?
Oh. are you writing an essay on why you're so mean to me?
Are you confessing?
Are you writing a very long sorry letter?
The possibilities are endless!

No.

What?

Shouldn't you be writing a sorry letter to me?

Why...?

For being born.

You're too cruel. TT^TT

So are you, but you don't see me complaining.

Once again, he says with a questioning look, what have I ever done to you?

Once again, she repeats with a sigh, I'm not going to tell you.

You never even said anything to me about it.

Well now you know why.

But. That's not a sufficient answer!
Cupid.
I. Want. More.

She wants fabulous, that is her simple request.

All things fabulous, bigger and better and best.

She needs something inspiring to help her get a girlfriend.

WAIT. We're singing about me as a female?

What a typical egotistical man. Always assuming everything is about them.

Well, IS it about me?

... yes.

I can't believe you would betray my trust like that.

I can't believe you think I'm the only one doing the betrayal.

What? What do you mean by that?
Cupid?
DAMMIT. Why do you always do this to me?

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