Bad Pickup Lines 4 Guys(Written by Lauren and I)

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Damn girl! have you been eating Lucky Charms?(why?) because you're looking magically delicious! 

Is your daddy Tony The Tiger (Frosted Flakes) because you look gggggreat

Are you a hole in the ground? Cause I'm falling for you

Do you believe in helping the homeless? (yes) Take me home

Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow? 

Are you a unicorn cause your my fantasy 

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