Heroes [Naruto]

15 ; FRIENDSHIPS ☼

"Ushio, you're late!" Seijuro hit her head lightly as she walked over to her two new team-members. Hizashi smacked Seijuro's shoulder lightly.

"Why are you hitting an eleven years old girl, bro? Are you a sado loving pedophile?"

Seijuro grabbed Hizashi's shirt, "WOULD YOU--"

"Oh, you're into boys too?" Ushio spoke, making him turn to glare at her. Hizashi and Ushio exchanged a look of pure devils.

"Are you two against me?!"

"Yup."

"Totally."

Seijuro growled lightly to himself, before sucking in a breath and deciding to ignore it all. "Well, whatever. Good morning Shio."

"Good morning, Sei, Hiza." she grinned, "did you sleep well?"

"Yeah," he shrugged. "Although I had this really weird dream..."

"We don't need to hear about your pervy dreams, Seijuro," Hizashi spoke, making Ushio snicker. Seijuro gave Hizashi a glare, but quickly waved him off. He hated them both.

"I know you two just enjoy seeing me pissed off, so I'm gonna ignore you. Let's head in, alright?"

"Good idea, Sei," Hizashi agreed. "Shio, did you go to sleep when I told you to?" he asked as they started heading into the academy, where the first exam would take place.

"Yeah, got all nine hours," she grinned. "I feel so pumped! I could eat a zebra!"

"I don't see any relation between those two statements," Ushio shrugged.

"Don't attempt to understand me, Hiza. I'm pretty weird."

"Note taken." Ushio smiled, and the three walked up the stairs. They walked by a crowd, and Ushio sneaked a peak between some kids.

"Izumo! Heyyyy!" she cheered happily, stepping between them as she spotted the Chunin behind the illusion.

"Ushio, good morning!" he grinned, and the man next to him sweat-dropped as he suddenly ignored the boy he was mocking until now. He completely dropped the act. "Are you all ready for the exam?"

"Yup!" she clapped her hands together, "and I've also decided that once I finish the exam, I'll become a vegan! Do you think I'll manage to do it?"

"Well, you're really young, maybe it's not good for you- nutrition-wise."

"Hmmm, I see your point." Ushio agreed, "but it's really sad I am eating my friends, don't you think?"

"I suppose it is... well, good luck in the exam and in being vegan then."

"Alright, thanks!" she smiled, waving. "Bye," she jumped away, landing next to a bored looking Hizashi, and a pissed off Seijuro. "What is it?"

"Tell us next time you decide to disappear," Seijuro flicked her forehead, and she flinched. 

"Sado loving pedophile," Hizashi sung lowly, and Seijuro landed a hit on his head.

"SHUT UP ALREADY, HIZA!"

"Sei, relax! He was just pointing out a fact!"

"I hate both of you!" the oldest boy announced, marching off. The two exchanged a look, smirking at each other. 

"Well, we've managed to make him run off," Ushio grinned.

"Yup."

"Took us three days though."

"Yeah... we'll do better next time."

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"You got six?"