*****Harry's POV*****
"Mornin' Harry!" Niall says as he makes his way into the kitchen.
"Shhhhhh." I hush Niall who is currently banging pans.
"Well hello to you too." He says sarcastically.
"Their sleeping."
"Who?"
"Who do you think dipshit?" he has seriously has no idea " Louis and Taylor, they fell asleep on the couch."
"Ohhhhh"
"Yeahhhh so shut up and eat later!"
"What the hell is wrong with you! Are you trying to kill me or something? I refuse to wait. Do you realize that that's like telling Zayn not to look at himself in the mirror for a day, IMPOSSIBLE!"
"Fine but be as quite for god sakes! Your so freaking loud!" He nods and starts making pancakes for everyone but it's more like 5 pancakes for Niall and 2 for everyone else to share. I'm still watching the couple in progress, sleep they fit together like a puzzle. Louis is gonna have himself a girlfriend by the time her birthday rolls around.
Shit. Louis no roll the other way you idiot! No! I mentally smack myself in the head.
*****Taylor's POV*****
"What the fuck? and ow!" I hear someone laugh, Harry. "Harry! I know your standing right there get over here and get move Louis off of me!"
"No way!"
"Harry help me!"
"No!"
"I'll cut the curls!"
"You wouldn't dare!"
"Oh but I will Styles."
"Okay okay, just leave my hair out of this please!" He helps me from underneath Louis.
"Thank you but I'm still gonna cut that hair off." He gives me a worried look. "I'm just kidding geez. Does he always sleep like that?" I say once I'm off of the Louis covered couch.
"Oh thank god! And Im afraid so."
"Lovely."
"So uh what happened here?"
"And so the annoying asshole comments start bright and early this morning. Nothing happened ya asshole. We went bowling at two in the morning, came home, I took a shower alone, then I came out of the shower and we talked and then fell asleep on the couch."
"Two in the morning huh?"
"Yeah, I couldn't sleep I came out and sat on this couch, Louis was getting some water, he couldn't sleep, so we talked then decided to go bowling."
"Oh really?" Harry questions.
"Yes really! Niall will you make the annoying asshole, stop being an annoying asshole?" I begged Niall.
"Nope he's stuck an asshole forever can't change the way he is, he just is." Niall says.
"Very true." I comment.
"Well I didn't know you had a problem with me being an asshole." Harry says pouting.
"Shut the hell up! All three of you I'm tryin' to sleep!" Louis says half asleep.
"Someone's a crabby ass this morning, is it cuz I kicked your ass in bowling?" I kid.
"Ha ha your so funny. No it's cuz you guys are too fucking loud!" Louis yells.
"Sorry, I guess you should have slept in your own bed instead of with Taylor."
"Harry sleeping with someone is having sex with someone falling asleep with someone. We talked then we fell asleep. That was it. Stop being a fucking asshole and shut the hell up! Because I'm really not in the mood for your shit right now Harry." I tell him.
"Someone's on her period," I hear him say under his breath.
"What did you say Harry I could hear you."
"I said someone's on her period!"
"Harry, stop." Louis tries to calm the two of us down. "Taylor you know what happend and that's not it just stop."
" Really your gonna use the period card huh?"
"Yeah I am, but you know maybe your just pissed cuz you didn't get any last night."
"Oh really? Because if I remember correctly you just said Louis and I fucked on this couch now your saying we didn't? I swear Harry your fucking bipolar."
"Whatever I'm tired of you being a bitch 24/7."
" Oh and how have I been a bitch?" This has become a full our war.
"Your just constantly bitching and complaining over every little fucking thing!"
"Oh and your just absolutely perfect aren't ya Harry?"
"No, I'm just not an annoying bitch like you!"
"Wow, I didn't know you had such a problem with me."
"Taylor that's not what I meant."
"Really because that's exactly how it sounded to me?"
"God dammit Taylor! I'm sorry for being an asshole I really am. God why do I always fuck up everything!"
"Up you don't fuck up everything Harry, but I do accept your apology but I'm not just gonna give in that easily."
"Then don't I said some really shity stuff and I'm sorry."
"Yeah you did, but so did I. I'm sorry. come here," I say and stick my arms out and engulf him in a hug.
"I'm sorry." We hug for a good 15 seconds then pull apart.
"I know Harry I forgive you, but will you please stop with the sex jokes between Louis and I."
"Yes, I'm sorry I guess I just woke up this morning and decided to be an asshole." I laugh.
"Were good Harry, now stop apologizing before I start crying and yelling at you again."
"Deal and I will try to stop being such an ass all the time," he hugs me then kisses me on the top of my head and we go our separate ways.
I walk to Liam's room and lay down on his bed next to him.
"Hey Li,"
"Hey Tay, I heard your little conversation with Harry."
"Yeah?"
"Yeah, what's up with him and assuming that every girl we become close with were gonna have sex, like sometimes people just wanna talk and hangout, ya know be human."
"I agree with you, well we talked and he's gonna stop being an ass all the time it will take sometime but were making progress!" He laughs.
"So what are we gonna do today? Go bowling?"
"So you heard that too?"
"Yeah maybe just a little. Who goes bowling at 2 in the morning?"
"Louis and I"
"Obviously!"
"Well then people like Louis and I."
"Well that makes sense!"
"Well anyway what's up?"
"Nothin just checking my twitter"
"Yeah, what's going on twitter wise? Anything?"
"Nothin but apparently Niall made pancakes. Other than that just scrolling."
"Wow! Liam's scrolling on twitter everyone. #littlelateonthatonebro."
"Ha ha your so funny."
"I know I'm hilarious!"
"Well anyways I just wanted to see what you were up to."
"Nothing at all. Hey I've gotta question for ya."
"Yeah and what's that?"
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Liam's Little Sister
FanficI am Taylor Payne younger sister of none other than The Royal "Payne" in the Ass himself Liam Payne of the one and only One Direction.