Partner in Crime

1. Puddin

     Harley Quinn's P.O.V.

I was in the office with Mista J, he looked so cute with his slicked back green hair. It kinda was in the form of horns. I wanted curl my fingers around his hair so bad, but he probably wouldn't like that too much.
      Oh I had to! It was way to gorgeous just to look at! I slowly put my hand close to the his head. I can't decide if he will get mad or not. I started curling my fingers around his beautiful green
hair.
    "HARLEYYY" he turned around so quick, oh no what have I done.
    "Can't you see I'm trying to work?!" He is always working, why doesn't he have any time for me? His eyes aligned with mine, even when he is mad at me he is still cute.
    *SLAP* I felt the pain go from my shoulder down to my hand. Pain, I was used to it. It was his way of showing love towards me. A lot of people don't understand it, but I do. I slowly got up from the ground and brushed off my arm.
   "Sorry puddin. I just couldn't help it!" I said quietly so he wouldn't get mad.
   "Yes" he said with a hiss. "You COULD help it!"
   He kicked me against the door and made eye contact with me, I really hope he doesn't hurt me bad this time. I'm still recovering from last time.
   "Get out Harley! You're no use, can't you see that I'm working on getting rid of that stupid bat! When I've killed Batman, then I won't be working, which is good for you isn't it?"
   "Yes puddin!" Oh that's more than good! Me and my puddin would have so much fun together since he wouldn't be workin. A huge smile went across my face when he said those words.
    "Then let me work in peace and that day will come faster than you know it" he now had a huge smile across his face, bigger than usual.
    "Understood?" He said with a sigh. "Yes Mista J" I said with a smile and a nod.
     He then opened the door and threw me out. It sure hurt, but not more than what he usually does. Then he slammed the door behind him. Oh no, my jester costume is all ripped up, that's the last one I had. I let out a big sigh, what else should I do. He kicked me out and I have no where to go. I'm so stupid, I should've thought this through.
     I could go shopping. I did need to go get a new costume anyways, then maybe I could get something for puddin to make up what I did. Perfect!
     I started walking down the stairs, gosh his office is so dang high! After a while I got to the last stair. Wait, I don't have a car! Puddin ruined my car the other day.
     Great, now what am I gonna do? Why do I have to be so dumb! Puddin is right about me, I never use my brain.
     I sat against a pole outside. I started playing with a flower that was next to me. It smelled so good, kinda like... IVY! Of course, Red could go shopping with me!
I dialed in her number then placed the phone against my face, it was warm like it had been on for hours. I looked down at my used to be costume, I didn't realize before how beat up it was. I had a lot of cuts and bruises, same old same old.
"Hello? Harley?" She said it as if she had been asleep.
"Yeah it's Harley, I wanted ta know if you wanted ta go shoppin with me or somethin?" Please say yes please say yes.
"Um I don't know Harl, why?" Ugh I really wanted a yes.
"Mista J kicked me out again and I need a new costume." Hopefully she says yes; she always gives in when it's about puddin.
"Harl I'm coming over. What did he do to you this time? Please don't say anything bad." She seemed so worried, but it was nothing.
"Nothin, he just doesn't want me in da office" I'm not gonna tell her what happened, it wasn't big anyways.
She gave a big sigh "Okayyy. I'll be there in 10"

Thanks for reading!! It was short, but it's my first book I've ever done so it might be bad, sorry :/ Tell me what you think of it so far! I will update soon ;)