A Human and a Stork (Storks Fanfic)

When the pigeon's in the house

Pigeon Toady was, for lack of a better word, a pain in the ass. He was a good guy and all, but he tended to distract himself too much and blindly follow orders from anyone. But if there was one thing everybody was sure of, was that he loved gossip. The bigger, the better. And he would brag about it and how he discovered it first.

There had been times he bragged on how he managed to get a girlfriend. And she was REAL!!!

Other times he told everyone that their ex boss, Hunter, watched My little Pony.

And there was one time he spied on a group of storks all day because he was convinced they were aliens from another dimension.

Let's not forget the time he went after Tulip and Junior and was almost named boooooosssssssss...

...And so his bragging tendencies and thirst for gossip led him to Junior's office. Or rather, a great search through Junior's papers.

"This is all about work, bra." He said as he threw that paper away and kept looking. "This bro must have something around here..." He kept looking deeper into a box until... "Hey, what is this?" He held up a picture of none other than Tulip and Junior sitting together in a fancy restaurant. Tulip was dressed in an pink dress and fixed hair and even some slight make up. Truth to be told, she looked very pretty. And they had been staring into each other's eyes.

"Why would the boss have a picture of a pretty lady in his office?" Pigeon wondered. Then smiled. "Boss, bro, you sly dog..." He grabbed his phone and took a picture of the picture. Then, he put it back inside the box and all the other contents as well.

"This will just confirm my theory, bro!" And without living a trace in the office, he slipped away quietly.

He went to his secret hideout. I'm not going to tell you because it's secret. He had a board with different pictures from Junior and Tulip and strings connecting them. He took a moment to look at the picture in his phone and then back at the board. He smirked.

"I think I know where you are going with this, bros!"

*sigh* damn pigeon... still, I love him, he's adorable... in a... different kind of way.