Nayla: Hohoho. Look at this, Akimaru is bored.
Aki: It's Sage now remember?
Nayla: Erm, yes. Now before we get started let's say I'm extremely sorry.
Akimaru was just walking around the base. She was completing bored and mostly everyone was one a mission and Tobi just plain scares her. The only one that wasn't on a mission was Hidan and Kakazu. Kakazu was busy counting and recounting his money.
Hidan was in the living room playing video games. What a surprise. He's not sacrificing anyone.
"Yo! Little bitch, get me something to drink!" He shouted as Aki walked in the room.
"What's my name?" She asked.
"Aki... no, Sage."
"Ok, I'll get your drink,"
Little did Hidan know she was gonna drug it. Aki wants to experiment and see if he easily gets drunk.
She grabbed the soda and poured it in a cup. She pulled out one of Sasori drug mix and added a few drops. It was a full tube of it and she only added simply three drops. She thoughtfully looked at it, then shrugged.
She poured the whole tube of it inside, not knowing how drunk he'll get.
"Here's your drink asshole."
He grumbled a thanks and back headed the hole thing. In a matter of seconds, his face was a shade darker in a regular red. She evilly laughed as Hidan paused the game and placed the cup down.
"What's *hiccup* in this *hiccup* fucking drink *hiccup* Sage?" His face flushed.
Aki- I mean Sage held a sly smirk on her face. "Oh, just a full tube of Sasori drug mix."
"You little *hiccup* bitch."
Sage was completely bored with Hidan now. All she did was got him drunk and she actually haven't been here long enough to see how he acts when he's drunk. Kakazu never gave him a drink and she can see why.
"Hey little bitch, wanna have some fun?" He slurred, gaining speed to be next to Sage.
Sage blushed, "No! Do you know how old you are? And seeing your immortal... your probably older than you look..." She muttered horrified.
"I'm only *hiccup* 22, not that *hiccup* old."
"In my books you are. I'm twelve dude, twelve. Do you know what a difference that is? TEN YEARS?!" I screamed. "I don't even like you like that mister!"
Hidan being hurt, tears welled in his eyes. It's just the drug though, now she's regretting ever drugging Hidan. She was about to go and get a antidote for the drug from Sasori but Hidan pulled we arm, wrapping his arms around her.
Sage sweat dropped "This makes you seem like a Pervert like Orchi-Otaa." I murmur.
"I'm better than that fake dad of yours. We can even have more fun than you did with that Gaara guy. You cheating on me babe?" He continued slurring.
"What the blazing Sage Fuck! How do you even know about Gaara? and don't ever call me babe again! Narrator, this will scar people's eyes! Alright, Alright, Pause!"
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Dramatic Pause in Plot
Nayla: I heard from my workers that you wanted to 'talk' about my plot?
Sage/Aki: Yes! First, we need to get things cleared. One, Hidan is 22 I'm twelve, a ten year different!
Nayla: So?
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