How to not be a Directionator

Lesson 2 - The Virus Spreads Publicly

Lesson 2 - The Virus Spreads Publicly

Who knew posting a single link to a 1D video would slowly create a monstrosity called 'directionator'?

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1. You post an attractive picture of Zayn's new cut on FB.

You: omg no matter what i will still love you

8thGrader: omg no he's mine

7thGrader: Harry's hot but nail's ugly

You: ZAYNE IS MINE

H8ER: lol he looks like bin laden

*~*~*And so on and so forth~*~*~*

Oh my god. That is just...forbidden. WHO THE HECK ARE ZAYNE AND NAIL?

2. Someone tweets you something 1D-related.

@somegirlideklolhi1D tweets you: Um I really love Niall Horan and I want to know more about him so can you like tell me what Nando's is? thnx

She should've found that out by herself. You could reply sarcastically, like this:

@somegirlideklolhi1D Nando's is where Harry eats a lot lol

Or perhaps just help her through PM lol.

3. Don't ask people on the Internet any fact about 1D.

Example:

Hi, which member of 1D likes carrots? Because I hate carrots a lot you know.

My advice if you're a directionator: Find that out yourself. Do not bring it up on the Internet because a lot of directioners would just face-palm at you. That's what most did before. Follow their example~

4. Do not sing songs from WMYB to One Thing when you're in class (Especially What Makes You Beautiful).

DO:

*shuts up and solves x+3 / x-15+3x*

DON'T:

You: BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE *people join in* THE WAY THAT YOU DKJKGJDJDJ

Math Teacher: STFU! I'll divide your score in the test by three!

So kids, don't follow any Directionator's example! :)

5. Don't correct some stubborn Directionators.

This is what they'll probably say when you say you should love the boys equally:

Idc, I only care about the lyrics because I'll sing them on valentine's to my girlfriend.

^ Tested and proven.

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To be Continued in Lesson 3~!