Enrichment 1 - Preview of Directioner and Directionator Conversations
None of this is made up, I tell you. I got these from Tumblr.
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These are examples of interactions between Directioners and Directionators. See how Directionators don't have a clue of who they are.
Convo One
Directionator: *posts a picture of Louis Tomlinson and on the caption she writes 'Liam Payne'*
Directioner: ... Directionator.
Directionator: Hahaha, yeah I am.
Convo Two
Directionator: So get out, get out, get out of my head, and fall into my arms instead. I don't, I don't, don't know what it is, but I need that One Thing and you've got that One Thing <33
Directioner: You a directionator?
Directionator: Hell yeah I am!
Convo Three
Directionator: Blue eyes. Brown curly hair. Dimples. Perfect Smile. Amazing voice. Can Juggle. British. Have I mentioned his name is Harry Styles?
Directioner: Harry has green eyes.
Convo Four
Directioner: *hears One Direction* Oh hey, that's One Direction. I love them!
Directionator: Oh yeah? Me too!
Directioner: Have you seen their One Thing music video? Wasn't it amazing?!
Directionator: Yeah, it was great! Who's your favorite?
Directioner: Don't have a favorite, but I have a HUGE soft spot for Niall Horan and Liam Payne. You?
Directionator: I like Henry. His singing is amazing.
Directioner: ...
Directionator: ...
Directioner: ...
Directionator: Or is his name Harry? Haha, I forgot.
Directioner: *immediately walks away*
Convo Five
Person: Omg the boys from One Direction are so gay!
Directionator: NO THEY'RE NOT YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS BLAH BLAH BLAH
Person: Omg the boys from One Direction are so gay!
Directioner: Omfg I know isn't it great
So class, always beware of Directionators!
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To be continued in Lesson Four~
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How to not be a Directionator
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