The Bachelorette

Bts & Team Alpha + New recruit

The doctors and nurses had set up the surgical routine. You and the team had gotten their weapons and spread around the medical centre.

BTS had come running in with their injured leader Kim Namjoon.

You: BTS Sir! We have been told to treat your wound as soon as possible.

???: We are the members of BTS. We are hereby not allowed to give you permission to do surgery on our leader.

You: Bts members, Jeon Jungkook, Park Jimin, Min Yoongi, Kim Taehyung, Kim Seokjin, Jung Hoseok and Kim Namjoon your leader.

Jungkook: Call us by our stage names.

Chen: Y/N we need to operate on him, he is losing a  heap ton of blood.

Jin: We won't let you!

They show us their guns ans Jungkook holds his to my head.

Luhan takes his gun and points it at Jungkooks head.

Jungkook: I won't shoot, not unless they don't do surgery.

You: Chen, can you do the surgery? I'm asking as a doctor.

Chen: Yes, I can. Why? You will get shot.

You: I said can you do it as a doctor.

Chen: Ne...Captain.

They rushed to get Namjoon/ Rapmonster into the surgery.

Time skip~~

???: Yah! How could you do this? I am the personal doctor, you should have shot them. Plus we don't know if it is even a success, he hasn't even woken up!

5 minutes later ~~

Kyungsoo: Sir Kim Namjoon has woken up.

Chen: Is that so? Then this surgery was a success!

???: He woke up? Now I will grandly take the credit as his personal doctor.

You: Who are you to say that? If you were his personal doctor, why weren't you here before we did the surgery. Are you just trying to get everyone to do your work so they belive it was you? You don't even look like a doctor!

???:How dare you?

You: How dare me? My doctors are the one who surgicaly helped the leader of BTS. By the way Kyungsoo, has it been recorded?

???: Recorded?

You: Yes. Since last night I have had a secret camera that was recording every little detail in this room, even this conversation.

???: You bitch!

Jin: Let her be doc. She did save our leader.

???: I'll be taking my leave then.

Doctor leaves.

Jungkook: I'm so sorry about him...

You: It's okay Jungkook.

You leave but when you step out, your being pulled into a tent by the wrist.

You: What...

???: Shh...

You: Yoongi?

Yoongi: I hate this. I need you to talk to me, cause im lonely.

You: Oh okay?

Yoongi: I'm going to sleep and you can blabber on.....

You cut him off.

You: Blabber? Sleep? That's not how a conversation works Yoongi.

Jungkook: Yoongi? Y/N? Wow a beautiful couple.

You bang him on the head.

You: I was just explaining that conversations don't work by when someone sleeps and some one talks for example blabbers on.

Jungkook: Okay Y/N sshi. Come on Yoongi, we are going now!

Yoongi: Let me sleep...

You: I'm tired of this!

You grab yoongi and piggy back him to the BTS van.

Jin: Omo! Captain, you didn't have to do that. We could have left him in Urk.

You: I am staying in Urk for another two months, I don't want to see his face.

Jin: I guess so.

BTS leaves with their discharged leader.

RING RING ~~

You: Yes Commander?

Com.: I am sending a new recruit over.

You: Glad to hear. Boy or girl.

Com.:Boy.

You: Thank you sir.

You end the call. You start jumping up and down like a little toddler.

Luhan: Captain? Are you okay?

You: Quick get everyone I have good news.

Luhan: Team Alpha only.

You: D-U-H!

Luhan: Sorry dongsaeng.

Everyone in Team Alpha had gathered.

Kris: So what was so important?

You: There is a new recruit coming!!!

All the girls squealed in excitement.

Yeri: Boy or girl?

You: Boy!

Yeri: He better have good abs.

You: You realise Kyungsoo don't got abs?

Yeri: So? He is cute in his way.

???: Hello, is anyone here?

You: Come on in!

???: OMFG! Luhan? Kris? Y/N?

You: Suho?