You: You mean, all of EXO built the summer house?!?
Baek: With a few extra proffesional helpers...
Lay: Well thank you and we appreciate it.
Time skip ~~
It was your's and Lay's wedding ceremony. You were scared because Chanyeol barged into your dressing room.
Chan: YOU SHALL NOT GET MARRIED TO HYUNG!
You: Give me a break, you have been complaining in that car a million times. If I don't live, you are planning my funeral.
Lay just walks in when I say that, just great...
Lay: Chanyeol, did you do anything to Y/N?
Chanyeol: Nag her about not getting married to you...
You: If you both are going to keep arguing, my wedding day might as well turn into my funeral day got it?!?
Chan&Lay: Yes Ma'am!
They both leave marching out the door and you just fix your dress. You hear knocking on your door. The door opens and it was Suho.
You: You scared the sh*ts outta me Suho!
Suho came and smacked the back of your head.
Suho: Never call me Suho...
You: Then what do I call you, Kim Junmyeon?
Suho: Call me oppa!
You: Never in a billion years. only when you get buried in your grave, then I'll say in my eulogy that you were my oppa.
Suho: Wow...
You: To be exact, I should never call you oppa, cause your not my brother! Luhan is.
???: I heard my name.
Luhan came running down the halls with a gummy smile across his face. He hugged you like a crazy lunatic brother might do.
Luhan: Y/N ah! Your getting married to Lay? You should have married someone like you!
You: Shut Up Luhan.
RING RING
You pick up your phone.
You: Mark?
Mark: Uh hey, I'm sorry about ringing you up now but this is an emergency. You are a target. If you see a boy...
You cut him off.
You: I'll wear my jeans and srop top underneath the dress and have my gun on hand.
You end the call and see Luhan and Suho glaring at you.
Luhan: Jeans? Crop top? Gun on hand?
Suho: Explain to us now!
You: I'm being targeted. That is all.
Lay: Who is targeting my baby!
You: Here we go again...
Lay: Jagi, hon, baby, are you being targeted by VIXX again?
(Lay you so cheesy XD)
You: Cheesy kid... KRIS! WHAT DID YOU TEACH HIM!!!
Kris walks into the room with his hands in his pockets.
Kris: I taught him how to love a women, and what women like.
He licked his lips, and Lay did the same.
You: Ugh, how did I become friends with you Kris? You taught the guy I liked the most the most disgusting things on earth!
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A/N
Short Chapter I know.. but it has been almost a week that I haven't updated so a short one might do because I know you all missed me...
Its the school holidays, more updating, more mind blanks, more i don't know what to write about...
ok then bye
xoxo Yuuki453
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The Bachelorette
FanfictionYour brother Suho, is the leader of Exo. He has organised you to be the bachelorette and the other Exo members to be the contestants. You hate it, and hate him. While finding love, you know Chanyeol well, your childhood friend. Your a girl with a ho...
