The Bachelorette

What?!?

Kris: You used to like me....

You: Now I hate you...

Luhan: Can we get this over and done with. You are a target, you are going to die at your f*cking own wedding!

Kris: Not till she says she likes me...

You: I love Lay only!

Lay: I heard my name again!

You: Uh oh..

You go and hide behind Luhan for support. Lay arrives with a bouquet of red roses.

Lay: My beautiful jagi deserves a bunch of roses, for the amount of love she will give me when we get married.

You: He is being cheesy!

Kris: If you're wondering Luhan, I taught his how to do this.

Luhan (he snapped): Now listen her young man, stop being such a cheesy guy to my sweet, sugary little sister. If you shall be this kind of boy, I shall turn the happily ever after to an unhappily every after!

You: B U R N! Luhan snapped! Oh Sh*t! Luhan calm down!

Luhan (still snapping): And after this wedding if you turn into a total doofus, and act like a jerk towards my sister, you shall be fired and burned on stake, with holy water being thrown onto you. 

(Luhan, shut up)

Luhan: Do you think I care A/N?

(I will make you the target of this story, and you will get killed)

Luhan: Fine...

You: Luhan, calm down and listen to A/N, she might turn it into a horror story and make everyone else die except me!

(That's right han, you can keep you hun but be nice to me)

Luhan: I am calming down, just Lay be nice to Y/N, she is fragile.

PUNCH

You: If you ever noticed Luhan but I punch harder than you do!

Luhan: Now I have a purple splotch on my arm...

(You should be glad its not bleeding luluhan)

Luhan: Shut up!

(Hmm, maybe NO!)

You: Just shut up Luhan, or this knife which is in my jean's pocket under my dress, will go straight through your heart, or your head shall be off got it?!?

Luhan: Yeah, I'll pass...

Lay: Stop being so rude to my hyung!

You: I'm not getting married anymore, my darling has never said I love you to me at ALL!

You ran away crying into the corner only to be comforted by Chen and Baekhyun.

Baekhyun: That was a bad move Lay...

Chen: If I didn't lie to her, I would probably be the one to get married to her!

Lay: Oh god, I'm so sorry Y/N! I didn't realise until Chen said something.

You: You always listen to your fairy godmother...

Chen: Fairy godmother?

Baekhyun: How is Chen a fairy godmother?

You: Its from EXO next door, the korean drama, I think it was Lay or Xiumin that said Chen was their fairy godmother...

Tao: Oh I remember that episode!

Baek & Chen: Where the hell did you come from?!?

You: Don't be rude to my panda who knows martial arts! He will slice you up to a million bits!

Tao: Well done student, you have learnt well.

Lay: Tao, what did you teach her?

Tao: How to defend herself from guys!

You: Hehe, now I can kill whoever I need to... hehe

Time skip to after wedding vows ~~~ (Wow I'm seriousl really lazy)

You and Lay kissed but stopped until you heard a gunshot. A bullet hole right throught the priest's head.

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Short chapter, not so sweet for the ending...

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