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Chapter 19

Kim Jongdae > Do Kyungsoo: FMK, Kai, Xiumin, Suho???

(Huang Zitao, Byun Baekhyun and 5 others liked this)

Do Kyungsoo: I have no idea what this means

Kim Jongdae: Fuck, marry or kill

Do Kyungsoo: oh

Byun Baekhyun: I don't think you should ever give Squish the opportunity to kill, Jongdae
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Kim Jongdae: haha yeah true I guess

Kim Jongdae: what's the answer though, D.O?

Do Kyungsoo: I'm not playing your game again, Chen

Kim Jongdae: but this is the first time I've ever asked you this

Do Kyungsoo: I know, but I don't trust any games you come up with anymore.

Byun Baekhyun: anymore? What happened between you two?

Kim Jongdae: Kyungsoo this is harmless...

Kim Jongdae: look I'll answer first then

Kim Jongdae: I would fuck Kai, marry Xiumin and kill Suho
(1 like)

Kim Junmyeon: wtf?? Why me?
(4 likes)

Kim Jongdae: remember that one time you tried to prank me

Kim Junmyeon: you prank us all the time!

Kim Jongdae: I would normally be proud but your prank was so lame I was cringing for weeks
(7 likes)

Byun Baekhyun: MOVING ON

Byun Baekhyun: I would fuck Suho, marry Xiumin and kill Kai

Kim Junmyeon: 😉

Byun Baekhyun: 😉😉😉

Huang Zitao: Marry Suho, fuck Minnie-Hyung and kill Kai

Kim Jongin: omg why???

Park Chanyeol: f Xiumin, m Kai, k Suho

Kim Jongdae: Xiumin is getting a good deal here yo, hasn't been killed once

Kim Minseok: I don't know whether I should be happy or slightly worried
(2 likes)

Kim Jongdae: Don't worry I'll keep you safe babe 😉
(12 likes)

Kim Minseok: can we please ban the winky face?
(5 likes)

Oh Sehun: fuck Xiumin, marry my boy Kai, kill Suho

Kim Jongdae: Kyungsoo!!! Your turn!

Do Kyungsoo: fuck and marry Jongin
(2 likes)

Do Kyungsoo: kill Baekhyun

Byun Baekhyun: IM NOT EVEN AN OPTION

Kim Jongdae: that's entirely not how the game works

Do Kyungsoo: I know

Byun Baekhyun I don't wanna be in this band anymore...

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A/n: who would you FMK? Answer in the comments!