Hunter X Hunter One-Shots (HxH x Reader)

House Of Cards (Hisoka X Reader)

(The song is called Kyousou Requiem by Hisoka)

I was sitting on my couch watching TV while Hisoka was trying to do some card tricks. I was pretty bored and since it was Sunday, there was not much to do. Gon and Killua were both out doing Netero knows what and Kurapika was off working. As for Leorio, well he was being Leorio. So it was just me and Hisoka. Which I didn't mind. However, due to his amazing sexiness, I ended up falling for him and started thinking of dirty thoughts about me and Hisoka. So of course I didn't notice Hisoka coming right up to my face.

"My dear (Y/N)~ You are spacing out again." Hisoka cooed. I blinked several times before realizing how close he was to my face. What did I do? I practically jumped up and stuck to the ceiling like a cat. "You always seem to space out when your with me. I'm I that boring?~" Hisoka spoke as he then tried to build a house of cards. "N-No!!" I responed with waving my hands around after I got off the ceiling. "Oh? Then tell me, why do you space out? It's very rude even if we are not talking." Hisoka said still trying to build his house of cards.

"Ummm.......It's.......I just can't say." I said getting a bit red in the face. "(Y/N), do you love me?" Hisoka cooed in my ear. "W-What?!" I nearly screamed. 'HOW DOES HE KNOW THAT?!' As if reading my mined Hisoka started talking. "Your face heats up and you start blushing when I whisper in your ear or come close to your face, no matter where I place my hand on you (like your arm) you get flustered, when you do space out you look like you are about to drool and your blush increases, and to top that all off you always seem disappointed when I take my hands away from you. So tell me, do you love me?" Hisoka finished.

I was completely shocked and speechless. "If this is all true," Hisoka got closer to me. "Prove that you love me by kissing me.~" Hisoka said licking his lips. 'Alright, I'll it say it. He looked super hot like that!' (Wolfy: Even I have to agree that that is sexy. And I'm in love with Killua. Still sticking with Killua though. Birdie: Hisoka is kinda smexy in his own way...) I leaned forward to kiss him, but stopped because I started to second guess myself. So I gave Hisoka a quick peck on the lips and pulled back. "Oh?~ Was that all I get?~" Hisoka cooed. "It's kinda embarrassing. That's all." I told him. "Well why didn't you say so?~" I looked over to Hisoka who caught my lips as soon as possible.

All the while slipping his tongue into my mouth. Our tongues dance together as he pushed me down on the couch. One of his hands stayed on my hip and the other got tangled and lost in my hair. As for my hand, one was on his shoulder and the other was letting his hair lose. The kiss was getting very heated at this point and to tell you the truth, I was letting Hisoka just be Hisoka. The one hand that was on my hip traveled to the inside of my leg while his lips never left mine. Every time he needed air, Hisoka's tongue would bring mine out my mouth and swirl around mine as I felt his hot breath.

We were going to take it to the next level until. "What are you two doing?" a monotone voice said. Me and Hisoka stopped what we were doing to look up. Who we saw? Illumi... "I go to the store for a little while only to find you two making out on the couch. Please next time do this in your room." Illumi said walking to the kitchen to put the newly brought food away. Hisoka looked down on me with a small frown. "I suppose we'll pick up where we left off next time. Honestly, what a way to mess up the mood." Hisoka said getting off of me. I blushed very deeply at Hisoka's words.

"Does this make us a couple?" I asked. Hisoka looked at me then brought me to his chest. "Yes my dear (Y/N). And I will treasure you like a delicate rose." I heard him say. I was very touched at his words and hugged back. However, when I looked to the table, Hisoka's house of cards had fallen down.

751 words

10/7/16

Written by Wolfie SkyWolf2

Edited by Birdie Raven_Tori