Ok, so the waitress came back. Not with our food, she just sat down and started talking to us about the new laws on working overtime. That's fine, but she's on the clock, she helps in the kitchen, there's other people here, and it's starting to feel like a 172 hours situation...SAVE ME READERS!!!!!

YOU ARE READING
Random (mostly of the Transformers variety)
RandomJust some random, as you do. I found this stuff on the internet, they belong to people funnier (and better) than me, that is all.